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Donald Trump Will Meet You…For $10,000!!!

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Donald Trump Platinum Privilege $10000 Invitation

Oooh goodness!

That's just bad business!!

We mean, really?!?

In honor of Donald Trump's first speaking trip to Australia, he's inviting their finest big wigs to an exclusive party he's calling Platinum Privilege.

Wait, is this another Magic Mike story? LOL!

As he extends the invitations, he tells his fellow rich boys:

Like me, you're at the top of your food chain. And no one put you there; you put yourself there. [You]ll enjoy unparalleled access to me while rubbing shoulders with other Australian power players. I've already ensured that this is never to be included in any future contracts. This is it.

Did we mention they all get a framed picture with the Wig as a souvenir!?!

Too bad us peasants will never know the joys of a PP party. Aww shucks.

Oh and by the way, nobody knows where this extra money is going, but several reports assure it's not for charity!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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14 comments to “Donald Trump Will Meet You…For $10,000!!!”



  1. 1

    Come on Donald we all know your Daddy was a very rich slumlord.



  2. 2

    Yeah … if he paid me $10K I'd give him a few minutes of my time … but only a few minutes. Oh, wait … he wants people to PAY HIM to meet HIM? LOL. I wonder who the first idiot to do that will be?



  3. 3

    hahaha implying that the wealthiest people in the country got there through 'hard work' and that there is no old boys club or blatant nepotism.



  4. 4

    You'd have to pay ME $10k to be in the same room as that dude.



  5. 5

    He is such an UGLY FAT F@CK ! THE ONLY REASON MELANIA IS WITH HIM IS BECAUSE HE PAYS FOR THE FURS AND JEWELLRY…GAWD, TO THINK SHE HAS TO GO DOWN ON THIS UGLY, OLD, FAT, BALD, SMELLY, ARROGANT TWIT ! WHAT SOME GALS WILL DO FOR MON-EH ! THE ULTIMATE WHORE !



  6. 6

    uGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



  7. 7

    if I pay him will he cut his Fucking hair off? How about I'll give you nothing you go away.



  8. 8

    yeah we know you hate him. why not just say it so people can put what you say in c ontext



  9. 9

    With his money who care?/ Wanna run with the big dogs then………



  10. 10

    Sounds like Obama's Hollywood deal, only a little cheaper.

  11. cika says – reply to this


    11

    "Nobody put u there". No ASSHOLE, someone did put them there, otherwise who the fuck is buying all the crap the rich sell.

  12. cika says – reply to this


    12

    Re: Be-Atch – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. INDEED.

  13. cika says – reply to this


    13

    I wouldn't shell out five bucks to meet this piece of trash. UGH!!!

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    14

    He can meet me for $15,000.00.