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ZOMG! Live Casting Call To Dance For Madonna!!!

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Madonna Smirnoff Casting Call New York City Tour Dancers

Our friends on Madge's team have told us about this amazing opportunity for all of our talented readers who wanna shake their booty with the one and only MADONNA on her next tour!

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LIVE CASTING CALL, 21+
BROADWAY DANCE CENTER
SEPTEMBER 8 2011
DOORS OPEN AT 7AM
AUDITIONS FROM 8 AM TO 1 PM
MADONNA'S CELEBRITY CHOREOGRAPHERS RICH & TONE WILL JUDGE YOUR AUDITION!

So what are you waiting for, dancers!?! Start practicing!!!

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76 comments to “ZOMG! Live Casting Call To Dance For Madonna!!!”

  1. Bytch says – reply to this


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    I loathe this opportunity.



  2. 2

    job requirements: saggy ass and removable teeth, so not to make granny feel upstaged. Must supply your own Depends. Madge doesn't share



  3. 3

    someone should bring hydrangeas, just for the lulz

  4. Jai says – reply to this


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    You could not pay me enough to work for that hateful woman.

  5. NiboR says – reply to this


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    After hearing her RUDE comment about the person who gave her the hydrangeas, I can't imagine why ANYONE would!!!! This was just IGNORANT.



  6. 6

    can she still dance?

  7. Laury says – reply to this


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    I'm signing up for this, and once I've become her backup dancer, I'm gonna fill that bitch's dressing room with hydrangeas.

  8. yeez says – reply to this


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    Re: dustbalzonmehbAk – I lol'd.



  9. 9

    coming from a bitter woman



  10. 10

    She's a barely living joke.



  11. 11

    Just don't bring any hydrangeas.



  12. 12

    WTF is "Z"OMG?? Someone please explain this to me.



  13. 13

    Visit www.conspiracysecret.com



  14. 14

    She seems like she'd be a real treat to work for.. Seriously though I can't stand to be around people who think they're better than everyone else. Not that I'm a dancer (:



  15. 15

    madge is a genius. i wouldn't be surprised if she's sitting back laughing her head off at the international incident that is hydrangeas-gate!! LMFAO!! QUEEN BITCH is still runnin' this game!! All this publicity for a little moment of honesty!! love love love her!!



  16. 16

    I think Hydrangeas is a great name for a hot negress!! I'm gonna change my name to HYDRANGEAS!!!! LOL!!!!!



  17. 17

    Re: dustbalzonmehbAk – PLEASE PROVIDE A LINK TO A PIC OF YOU AT 53!!!! YA FUCKIN' TURD!!!! LMFAO!!!!



  18. 18

    Must be able to work with an entitled bitch! Started hating HER since that hydrangea comment (little thing I know but irked me to NO END!), I hope her next projects (album, concert) BOMB! Idiot has-been who been fighting time's march with tooth and nail…it'll get to her eventually and all she'll be able to elicit from the public is sadness mixed with utter disgust!



  19. 19

    ewwww!



  20. 20

    Re: PowerfulNiolani
    uhhh, why are u so angry?! did she do something to u? you're taking it pretty personally. don't worry, her album or tour most definitely won't bomb. she'll always do well because she's madonna. don't be upset, sweetie…



  21. 21

    you bitches cant get over the fact she made a rude comment for not liking flowers. get over yourselves. this is such a great opportunity for anyone who's an aspiring dancer as she once was. Turn this negativity into something positive and move on.



  22. 22

    Madonna Contract Rider:

    No Hydrangea….EVER!



  23. 23

    Re: Laury – Oh, that was a good one. Sorry Madonna not cool what you said about the flowers.



  24. 24

    que mas puta que la fregada…life was so much better when perez didn't post crap on this idiot…she is beyond annoying….i hope they throw hydrangeas at her for life until she has an allergic reaction and has to retire….maybe her next opening will be for people with British accents….lmao…she is a joke…when was her last hit?



  25. 25

    LOL now hurry all youi folks that think you can dance…LOL. this is great, now he's trolling for Madonna's dancers. god i love this site… so much drama.



  26. 26

    Re: dustbalzonmehbAk – lol… love it



  27. 27

    This is probably the biggest most fun way to be recruited into the most awesome concert event anywhere in the world. Even if you don't like her, you have to admit the dancers and the choreography are awesome. Don't forget, its not Madonna who has anything to do with them, she is just heading up the show that all these talented dancers can show off their skills at.



  28. 28

    Madonna is one of the most best dancers out there.. it would be a dream to dance for her

  29. bbcb says – reply to this


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    TRANSLATION: Auditioning for fresh meat, Current toy boy is getting tired of running to the chemist for lube and is getting tired of Diva's demands. Needs a simpelton to keep her Relevant. What the fuck is going to happen when that poor daughter is going to bring boys home to meet mum? Shudder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    Make sure to bring hydrangeas!!

  31. M: says – reply to this


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    cant wait. biggest tour everRe: NiboR – shut up. she never said a rude comment. she thanked his gesture and she said he didnt know she doesnt like that type of flowers. she just commented the flowers. we all did. we all did this comment.shes human. and she loved his gesture. she wasnt rude she said " he absolutely didnt know "

  32. M: says – reply to this


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    Re: tellall – ur mother. she helps who needs. she isnt fake …. she is always there for who needs.everybody that knows her say that, u just cant see a direct and strong woman.u always think its a bitch. no she is direct and strong .she is a genius and she always worried with ppl. she helps she gives half of money she earns with every concert and send to the country she does the show. amdonna doesnt steal from charity like gaga did in japan. anyway see the documentary and videos from madonnas tour backstage and u see how good she treats everybody and everybody talks about her. shes amazing.

  33. M: says – reply to this


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    u guys prefer a hipocrite person than a person like madonna who is direct and strong. madonna is always worried and helping poor ppl. everybody knows that.just go watch madonna documentary " i am because u are" and see her deep feelings. u guys are ridiculous and about that flowers story whats the big problem0? she didnt criticize is gesture she also said he didnt know. she was just saying she doenst apreciate that kind of flowers was not about his gesture. and madonna spent the day signeing autograpjes and taking pics with fans in that day. so stop this bullshit already. ad im aure we all had a gift that we didnt like and commentd with someone.GOD BLESS U MADONNA FOR BEING WORRIED WITH BIG ISSUES



  34. 34

    Queen Bitch is a bitch!! SO fuckin' what?? Ya bunch of puzzies!! lmfao!!



  35. 35

    madge is a genius. i wouldn't be surprised if she's sitting back laughing her head off at the international incident that is hydrangeas-gate!! LMFAO!! QUEEN BITCH is still runnin' this game!! All this publicity for a little moment of honesty!! love love love her!! :-)



  36. 36

    I'm gonna audition!!



  37. 37

    The Sticky & Sweet Tour broke many records in terms of its ticket sales, commercial gross and audience attendance. After the first leg, it became the highest grossing tour by a solo artist, earning $282 million, breaking the previous record Madonna herself held with her Confessions Tour. Overall, Madonna performed to over 3.5 million fans in 32 countries, grossing a total of US$408 million, making it also the fourth highest grossing tour of all time!! I'm gonna be on tour with Madge!! Lmfao!!



  38. 38

    Those flowers were fuckin' ugly!! She should have takin' a shit on his head!!



  39. 39

    Madonna should inspire all us girls to spit in our mans face if he gives us a shitty fuckin' gift!! Thank you Madonna!! Love this bitch!!



  40. 40

    Queen Bitch is back bitching and I LOVE IT!!



  41. 41

    I loathe those ugly ass flowers too!! And he was so fuckin' cheap!! It was like a bouquet from 1800 flowers!! LOLZ!!



  42. 42

    that loser fan was so ugly. he was probably a LITTLE TURD!! LMFAO!! :-)



  43. 43

    I WISH SHE HAD BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THAT LOSERS FACE WITH THAT PATHETIC BOUQUET FROM 1 800 FLOWERS!!! LOLZ!!



  44. 44

    THE QUEEN BITCH IS BACK!! STEP OUTTA THE WAY PUZZIES!! LOLZ!!



  45. 45

    Queen Bitch!!



  46. 46

    I'm gonna audition peepLES!! yay!!



  47. 47

    can't wait!!



  48. 48

    attention ladies, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  49. 49

    @popsdicktator- you're too fatty sweetie…



  50. 50

    attention Miss Podge, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  51. 51

    attention cock drainers, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  52. 52

    attention tweakers, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  53. 53

    attention LADIES, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  54. 54

    attention Michael Alig's sister, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  55. 55

    attention puppies of the world, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  56. 56

    attention readers of Susan Sontag, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  57. 57

    attention 1 800 flowers, you can learn something here: ”Madonna pleases herself. Which is still as radical for a woman as it always was. Good on her.”



  58. 58

    live in Italy,the flowers have been given by a TV programm,LE IENE,and they knew that Madonna loathes hydrangeas.It was intentional



  59. 59

    Re: longlivremadonna – I KNEW IT!



  60. 60

    I have to admit if she comes to my city I will still see her. To me she was having a bad day and she spoke her mind. As always for Madge. Everyone have a great day!



  61. 61

    Re: Paris France – she should have thrown some piss in his face and then shit down his throat!! Who would want those piddly cheap ass flowers. He couldn't afford more?? fucking loser fan on a budget?! LMFAO!! It was a set up stunt!!



  62. 62

    IT'S BEEN REVEALED: The entire thing was a PUNK'D type stunt by some lame Italian Tv Station!! I KNEW IT!! Pity she didn't spit in his ugly feygot face and then shove the ugly ass flowers up his gapping puzzy!!! He would have loved that, the fucking queer!!



  63. 63

    Re: bbcb – focus on paying your rent.



  64. 64

    Re: Jai – lucky for you she wouldn't even allow you within 50 yards of her person!! focus on keeping your job selling donuts, ya fucking TURD!! lolZ!!

  65. bbcb says – reply to this


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    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – Focus on taking your required dosage of medication dear. Your verbal diarrhea is as always a reflection of your mental state.

  66. bbcb says – reply to this


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    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – As what?



  67. 67

    Re: bbcb – focus on Queen Bitch Madonna. That's what we're discussing here, little turd!! XO

  68. M: says – reply to this


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    cant wait QUEEN for the new tour.she will go to australia this time.she confirmed that

  69. bbcb says – reply to this


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    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – Seeing as how you love the word FOCUS so much ,why don't you do just that.
    Fuck
    Off
    Cos
    U
    Suck

  70. M: says – reply to this


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    Re: Paris France – madonna is amazng,her shows are always the best. and about the fowers oh come on .she jus commented she doesnt like that type of flowers,it wasnt about the journalist gesture.wasnt a fan that gave her a flower was a journalist and she commented thta.BIG DEAL. WE ALL DID IT BEFORE.LOOKS LIKE SHE KILLED SOMEONE. SO HIPOCRITE PPL HERE. AND MROE SHE IS ALWAYS WORRIED WITH POOR PPL,PPL WHO IS REALLY SUFERING.EVERYBODY THAT KNOWS HER SAY SHES AMAING AND SWEET. AT LEAST SHE DOESNT STEAL FROM CHARITY LIKE GAGA DID IN JAPAN.

    madonna even visits kids at the hospital and noone knows.GROW UP KIDS. amdonna is HUGE AMAZING AND VERY DOWN ON EARTH.she just comment the flowers not the journalist gesture.she loved it and they talked in the end

  71. M: says – reply to this


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    Re: longlivremadonna – of course . it wasnt a fan…. he spent the afternoon on that day with her fans taking pics and giving autographes that flowers were intencional

  72. M: says – reply to this


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    of course it was intencional….. "live in Italy,the flowers have been given by a TV programm,LE IENE,and they knew that #Madonna loathes hydrangeas.It was intentional " they spoke outsie the press conference. if u watch the full video u can see it. it wasnt her fan



  73. 73

    Re: M: – EXACTLY!!!!!! well said. it was a stunt.



  74. 74

    Re: bbcb – for the last time, turd, we're discussing madonna here!! Lmfao!! now if you can't stay on topic and focus then go start a thread on cnn or more intelligent life!!



  75. 75

    Madonna is perfect!



  76. 76

    Her demise is imminent.