Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
In Hick, a Nebraska teen finds herself with more than she wanted when she sets off for the "bright lights of Las Vegas."
Watch the sneak peek above to get your feel of it.
Blake with a Southern accent? It's sooo not S! We're confused. Ha!