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ZOMG! Breaking Dawn Posters! NEW Breaking Dawn Posters!

| Filed under: TwilightRobert PattinsonKristen StewartTaylor Lautner

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And all we have to say is…

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, KRISTEN! THE FLIES ARE GETTING IN!

We kid, we kid … about the flies. It definitely wouldn't kill her to try a new facial expression.

The latest promotional posters for Breaking Dawn - Part One have been released: one all about the most anticipated vampire wedding every and one with a pack of abs to make you swoon.

Now what is this look on Taylor Lautner's face here? Sadness mixed with confusion and splash of exhaustion? Is this what imprinting looks like? IS IT?

Twi-hards, do these live up to UR expectations?

P.S. - Are U also kind of pissed that it's September and we haven't seen any new footage from this thing since July?! What gives Summit???

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36 comments to “ZOMG! Breaking Dawn Posters! NEW Breaking Dawn Posters!”



  1. 1

    Ummm…just a comment to the graphics department at Summit. The engagement ring in all its bling-iness appears to be on Bella's RIGHT hand…der…shouldn't it be on her LEFT?



  2. 2

    Re: urbabysdaddy – I think it's because she wouldn't be able to wear a wedding ring & the engagement ring on the same finger due to the shape of the engagement ring - so just wearing it on the right hand instead. That's my guess.



  3. 3

    HAH, that is funny as hell, you telling someone to close their mouth. your gay ass cocksucker is always wide open when you take pics. Just check the ones out you post on here, all of them, if your smiling, shows your mouth wide open. Idiot.
    P.S. What the fuck does ZOMG mean you fucking 13 year old girl.



  4. 4

    I absolutely hate what a bad photoshop job can do to a poster. besides the ring that was forced on the right hand, her body looks so weird. Like what is her boob doing? It looks huge and at a weird angle. two thumbs down.



  5. 5

    Re: urbabysdaddy – YES! This was the first thing I noticed too. How hard would it had been to arrange a shot of them where he's hugging her from behind and both of their rings on their left hand is visible?

    And yes, you can wear a wedding band with a ring shaped like that. Kate Middleton wears a gold wedding band with her oval shaped ring.



  6. 6

    Dude is still not getting my message…or stylists for that matter…you need to trim is nasty fingernails….not one shot of him has decent nails….to all men who have long nails: please keep them trim…that is just nasty nasty….thank you.

  7. yeez says – reply to this


    7

    Do you really think that she picked the image for the poster? No, she did not. She posed for the picture and someone else picked it. Stop bullying this girl. I'm not a fan of Twilight, but she's never done anything wrong other than date someone that you wish you were screwing.



  8. 8

    Re: hoochpit – HA! Yeah, but this was just overly airbrushed for no reason. They should've gotten whoever did their photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar to do the posters.



  9. 9

    you dumb piece of shit perez and ghost writers. You sit there praising lady caca and her coked up mouth is open all the time. you sit there praising katy perry and her wonked eyes are always crossed and her mouth is always open too.



  10. 10

    aw, look at the boy with the pink hair be a hypocritical asshole once again. fuck off, like kristen picked the image used on the poster, idiots.



  11. 11

    fuck off perez and whoever writes this blog now. always being an asshole to kristen no matter what she does.



  12. 12

    perez only likes attention -getting coke whores like gaga and perry. Kristen needs to become an exhibitionist blow addict to gain perez's respect. Or be gay of course.



  13. 13

    HELLO Photoshop! O_O



  14. 14

    did this girl kick your mom in the crotch or something? Cause that would be the only reason to justify your constant shitting on her when she basically stays out of the spotlight and minds her own business. you come off like a petty dick when it comes to her.



  15. 15

    I think that Mario's jealousy of Kristin and his school age crush on Robert is funny, pathetic, stupid and sad all at the same time. GET OVER HATING ON HER!



  16. 16

    I'm a pro photoshopper… and this sucks. I've seen students do better work. Edward's three fingers go off into nowhere. It's like it's embedding in her flesh. His fingers just disappear.

    Also the shadow on her shoulder is not correct. Bella's fingers are also too long and her shoulder and neck were put in afterwards. Her jaw bone is also missing.

    Perez, your comment about Kristian's mouth was funny.



  17. 17

    They're all naturally beautiful people, so why do these poster 'designers' find it necessary to photoshop them to obscenity? I mean seriously, Kristen looks like she's a G cup in this; she'd fall over with boobs that big with her little frame!



  18. 18

    a shitty saga deserves shitty posters and shitty design all around. not to mention shitty actors. fail all around



  19. 19

    Re: urbabysdaddy – Edward is wearing his wedding ring on his left hand, so I'm assuming they are already married in this shot. A lot of woman wear their engagement rings on their right hand once they are married.



  20. 20

    ahhhhhhhhhh . i love kristen.. but please try a new facial expression!



  21. 21

    new trailer september 13th ;) Bellas birthday



  22. 22

    Barf and, ……. double barf.

    And yes, WTF does this "ZOMG" mean?? Someone explain this to me?



  23. 23

    New trailer next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!



  24. 24

    Re: hoochpit – Spot on observation. Perez has his huge bucket o' teeth wide open in most of his photos. Reminds me of Hank Baskett's wife who always poses like she's ready to give a BJ on demand.



  25. 25

    Actually, if you search on yahoo, they DO have a new sixteen-second clip.



  26. 26

    Re: mauigirl90Re: poodlewithamohawk – agreed. perez stop with the bitchy comments regarding kstew this is why people can't take you seriously you are such a little bitch



  27. 27

    Why hasn't there been new footage? They already released all the parts that weren't the three of them standing around staring at each other slack-jawed. There's nothing else to show! (Except the Magic Vampire Caesarian.)



  28. 28

    is it just me or does the first picture make them look like sims?! they look so fake!



  29. 29

    I FIGURED IT OUT…Bella only likes Edward more cause he will go down on her even if it is that time of the month.



  30. 30

    Ugh!here we go again with the lame Breaking Dawn posters.and seriously,Summit needs to stop with all this crap.and you're right.Kristen needs to close her mouth.and I know! and by the way,Kristen's body looks photoshopped,and I know she wouldn't have big breasts like that and a booty to match.and same thing with her ring.it should be on her left hand!



  31. 31

    dumb fuck perez doesn't know an open and willing mouth like sweet stews when he sees one. No one's ever offered to open up for his thumb dick

  32. Laury says – reply to this


    32

    Yeah sure, like your precious R-Patz doesn't always have the same freaking facial expressions… Twilight fucking sucks anyway. Seriously Perez, are you sure you're not really a 12 year old? Cause you sure act like one.



  33. 33

    They are so airbrushed they almost look like cartoons. Nothing new to be seen in these posters. Come on Fox, do something interesting or different.



  34. 34

    Who cares any more? It is laughable they think they're a match for Deathly Hallows.



  35. 35

    his hand looks very odd…



  36. 36

    I like K Stew alright. She just has a serious attitude all the time. She needs to be a little happy sometimes and smile. Fans are what keep you going. I think that is why someone is always talking about her. The ring issue on her right hand for example. Is the a mistake or something she has come up with? Chill on your strange ways kristen. You decided this is the career you wanted.