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Official Season 9 Opener For Two & A Half Men!

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It's almost here. Have a taste of what's to come!

Here is the official opening to the ninth season of Two And A Half Men, starring Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones … and Ashton Kutcher. (above)

So far so good? Or is it already too weird?

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32 comments to “Official Season 9 Opener For Two & A Half Men!”

  1. 1

    Awkward… I'll watch and see a bit about the characters but I have pretty low expectations, who knows maybe it will work in their favor

  2. 2

    How original. Obvious jab at Sheen. "Here, Charlie, look. It's like we're boning your wife, isn't it" -kinda thing.

  3. 3

    They should have chanced the song

  4. 4

    i don't understand why they made him keep the hobo hair and the scruffy beard…it's awful! maybe because he still looks like a child without them?

  5. 5

    ewww Ashton doesn't look sexy like dat i think he shouldn't have so much hair on his whole head area including his face lol he'd look soo sexy

  6. 6

    I like it…..:) But agree, Ashton should trim up the hair and beard.

  7. 7

    i almost cried……sadness

  8. 8

    I don't understand why they would keep everything the same when so much has changed. The public is very aware of what went down, they're not fooling anyone with those cheeky smiles. It should have been a completely new approach.

  9. 9

    oh god ashton just looks like a jerk. not with this.

  10. 10

    to awnser the question, allready too weird!

  11. 11

    Just awful, I can't stand Ashton, period.

  12. 12

    Someone please kill Ashton

  13. 13

    If its a signal that the dynamics have changed - I like it.

  14. 14

    Ashton is no Charlie Sheen. And, Wardrobe, get Ashton a shirt that fits.

  15. 15

    I feel kind of bad for Jon Cryer and the kid because without Charlie Sheen, this show is dead. Ashton sucks.

  16. 16

    Re: GayRay – u do realize that solicitation for murder is against the law in ANY STATE. just thot u should know in case ya wanted to say u was only kidding, cause i think your kinda serious dude. harsh for a gay.

  17. 17

    I can't take ashton seriously. I like the guy but not for this role…..john stamos would have been better….

  18. 18

    Yuck - don't like Ashton - John Stamos would have been better but the show won't make it without Sheen anyway.

  19. 19

    Ashton looks like he's up to no good in this intro, is that a hint? I hope to god he doesn't feel like he has to act like Charlie, and be a complete narcissist.

  20. 20

    ashton looks seriously creepy like mr. slippyfist creepy

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  22. luvu2 says – reply to this


    Not sure what exactly they were going for with this, but that was creepy and painful to watch.

  23. 23

    Ashton looks like Satan living as a hobo.

  24. 24

    You just did Me a favor!.. Now I now not to bother watching any of this new (and most likely last) season of the show. EpicFail. ◦(˘_˘")◦

  25. 25

    I think it should be good !!!

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    All that coin per episode, and he can't find a barber?

  27. 27

    Is Ashton's character gay? He gives off that vibe in this clip.

  28. 28

    Eh…not all that impressed

  29. 29

    I can't stand Ashton! I don't know how this kid became so famous. He is talentless. I wouldn't watch anything he is on. The producers could have had their pick of other actors who can actually act. Bad move!

  30. 30

    Wow ashton has certainly gone downhill looks wise.

  31. 31


  32. 32

    Even if I loveee ashton so much…it's weird! I prefer the voice of charlie on it!