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Real Housewives: The Music! Who Sold The Most?

| Filed under: Music MinuteKim ZolciakReal Housewives

Go look at your iPod right now. Chances are, even if you dare not admit it, there is at least one song on your shuffle that came from the BRAVO franchise, Real Housewives. Perhaps you don't like to be Tardy For the Party or sometimes you need a reminder that Money Can't Buy You Class. The fact is, like them or not, the Housewives have put out some memorable - and not so memorable - musical material over the years.

But who's come out on top? Who's song actually still has people talking and singing along in their cars? Let's look at the numbers:

Kim Zolciak (Atlanta)
“Tardy for the Party” – 101,000 downloads

Kandi Burruss (Atlanta)
"Fly Above" – 55,000*

Countess LuAnn (New York City)
“Money Can't Buy You Class” – 19,000

Melissa Gorga (New Jersey)
"On Display" – 8,000

Gretchen Rossi (Orange County)
"Nothing Without You" – 5,000*

Danielle Staub (New Jersey)
"Real Close" – 3,000

Simon van Kempen (New York City)
"I Am Real" – 1,000

Michaele Salahi (Washington, D.C.)
“Bump It” – 122

Ouch! 122 downloads! Somewhere right now, Heidi Montag and Kim Kardashian don't hate themselves as much anymore!

Well, it's better than never having made it at all, we guess!

Oh what the hell! Let's relive one of our faves! Take it away, Countess!!!!

SING ALONG! YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

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4 comments to “Real Housewives: The Music! Who Sold The Most?”



  1. 1

    Uh I can definately admit that I have ZERO songs from these whores on my iPod, but I'm willing to wager that you have them all on yours. Fucking f.a.g.g.o.t pedophile…



  2. 2

    and its apparent that money can't buy you a fucking decent voice either….. even with auto tune she still sounds like shit.
    and sorry perez i dont have ANY of that garbage you call music from the housewives on my ipod… I tend to like music that doesnt make me cringe or wish i was deaf.



  3. 3

    I don't have any of these but 'Tardy for the Party' is the best of the songs I've heard. I'm not even gonna subject my ears to 'Bump It' and didn't know Simon van Kempen had 1000 friends and/or relatives.

  4. ozmed says – reply to this


    4

    One word. Autotune. I would say money can't buy you talent but a lot of the top tier artists have none.