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Best Most Terrifying Good Morning Ever! Nicolas Cage Woken Up By Naked Man With Fudgesicle!

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nicolas cage woken up by naked man with fudgesicle

This is almost as horrifying as the prospect of sitting through another Ghost Rider flick! LOLz.

All jokes aside, we're very sorry to hear that Nicolas Cage went through such a traumatizing experience!

Here's what he had to say about it:

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."

"I know it sounds funny…but it was horrifying."

Fortunately, Nic was able to convince the man to leave his house as the police arrived. He didn't press charges because the trespasser clearly had "mental problems," but he swiftly moved out of the house and picked up another box of Fudgesicles.

Sorry to hear you went through this, Nic, but at least nobody was hurt AND at least we now know that you have sensible snack choices in your home! Fudgesicles are a MUCH less unhealthy alternative to other frozen treats.

…Unless the man brought his own Fudgesicle into your house! Is that what happened? Is your house BYOF, Nic???


What's the most terrifying way in which U have ever been woken up???

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11 comments to “Best Most Terrifying Good Morning Ever! Nicolas Cage Woken Up By Naked Man With Fudgesicle!”

  1. 1

    Not to be an english teacher or anything, but the sentence should actually say "Fudgesicles are a much healthier alternative compared to other frozen treats." The way you said it made it seem like Fudgesicles are really bad for you. But the most terrifying way Ive been woken up was when my Mom barged in to my room on the morning of 9/11 and yelled at me to get up and said, "You need to get up and turn on your TV. Were being attacked!" Then later she was saying "Im sorry I woke you up like that. But this is going to be a huge part of our History and I wanted you to be able to witness it". Which I did. I started watching the news coverage a few minutes after it started so then I saw everything else. I hope to go to the World Trade Center one day to pay my respects at the fountains.

  2. 2

    The Illuminati love to screw with their Monarch slaves.

  3. yeez says – reply to this


    This happened to my roommate in college. She forgot to lock the apartment door one night and woke up with a random guy (who turned out to be the drunkest person that I have ever seen) sleeping next to her in bed. She slept with a hammer next to her bed for the next 3 years.

  4. 4

    You are a an idiot and a jerk in so many different ways throughout this post. And FYI your Perezitos site? I was going to give it a chance, but don't really know what I could have been thinking. Pure garbage based on the posts I have seen this week. Unreal.

  5. 5

    This is the most LOL Headline I've ever seen!! On another note, I'm glad Cagey and the Misses worked things out!

  6. 6

    It was a creamsicle before he violated him with it.

  7. 7

    In bed at 2 am? What a boring motherf…

  8. 8

    somehow I find this story a bit far fetched and unbelievable
    just as he is promoting a film about the same situation ????
    and he didn't call the police or press charges

  9. 9

    Re: yeez – haha i came home one night to a drunk guy passed out in my bed and my roommate hadn't noticed he was in there so she flipped out. i thought it was pretty funny, but now i don't ever go to bed without locking the door

  10. Hun says – reply to this


    Great story …haha. Love Nic Cage. Face Off on HBO on about 15 min.

  11. 11

    its like my fantasy cum true! but why did it happen to nick cage?! what am i, chopped liver????