Maybe she's a little more obsessed with celebrity than she first asserted!
The 28-year-old who allegedly had an affair with Affleck -- which she has denied -- has nevertheless hired a crisis PR firm for... what exactly??
This is almost as horrifying as the prospect of sitting through another Ghost Rider flick! LOLz.
All jokes aside, we're very sorry to hear that Nicolas Cage went through such a traumatizing experience!
"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."
"I know it sounds funny…but it was horrifying."
Fortunately, Nic was able to convince the man to leave his house as the police arrived. He didn't press charges because the trespasser clearly had "mental problems," but he swiftly moved out of the house
and picked up another box of Fudgesicles.
Sorry to hear you went through this, Nic, but at least nobody was hurt AND at least we now know that you have sensible snack choices in your home! Fudgesicles are a MUCH less unhealthy alternative to other frozen treats.
…Unless the man brought his own Fudgesicle into your house! Is that what happened? Is your house BYOF, Nic???
What's the most terrifying way in which U have ever been woken up???
[Image via WENN.]