Remember when we all thought Michaele Salahi was kidnapped?
But then it turned out she actually just ran away with the guitarist from Journey…awk-ward!
After all, the band did go to Tareq and Michaele's winery to play for free (and now we all see why)!
And when the white house crashers later went to one of their concerts, they hung out with the band backstage, and Tareq could have sworn Neal was married to a woman named Ava. Oh, come on, Tareq, since when has that stopped a rockstar?
Tareq says he's been crying a river since the news. While he's been worried sick, thinking his wife was kidnapped, she's been partying it up in Memphis with Journey!
OOOH MAN! This is so crazy! Talk about one of the best developments in celebrity history. "So yeah, my wife is kidnapped. Oh no, wait, she just ran away to Memphis with Journey!" LOL!!!
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