It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Look, we can smell a publicity stunt from a mile away and this reeks of desperation for attention. Then again, Michael Lohan always kind of smells that way. But we digress…
Lindsay Lohan's father has yet to find a way to capitalize on whatever his children are up to these days, so instead, he's delved in his Rolodex to find someone else to talk about to the press. This week, he's hitching his wagon back with ex-Kate Major and is crying to whoever will listen that the woman is stalking him!
Nothing about that makes any sense. Then again, why would we expect Papa Lohan's antics to be logical?!
Give it up already, man! We think its time to retire from "fame-whoring", don't U?
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