Did you know that Mike Tyson's rhymes are "impregniable"?
Oh yeah, he goes there! LOLZ!
You don't have too much longer to wait to see the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, but a new slew of clips from the show have been released and we just couldn't resist sharing.
Check out the video (above) to hear Mike offer some of his, um, poetry to Charlie on his big day. Then, click the jump to hear from Amy Schumer, William Shatner and Anthony Jeselnik! Too much!
We're going to say this is pretty NSFW, but only because the F-Bomb gets thrown around so many times, you'd think you were at Charlie's house for dinner or something. ENJOY!