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Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire?

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If you've seen this photo, you'd believe so, too!

Check out this absolutely BIZARRE photo from 1870 that just appeared on eBay, featuring a man who looks impossibly like Nicolas Cage, and apparently lived in Bristol, TN around the time of the Civil War (above)!

According to the product description:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo, it's an original photograph of a man who
lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded
this interesting article (link) about the photographer, Smith. Turns
out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer.

Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not
a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation.

HOLY SHIZ! Riiiight?!

This is seriously too effing weird! And very Vampire Bill of him!

And weirder yet, they're trying to sell this for around $1 million! Ha!

Who would want to do that?! It may incur the wrath of Vampire Cage - and we all know what would come from that!

We like our blood in our bodies, thankyouverymuch! LOLz!

What do U think?? Is Nicolas Cage actually a 100+ year old vampire?

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41 comments to “Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire?”



  1. 1

    wow - VERY strong resemblance.



  2. 2

    it really doesnt look THAT much like nicolas cage..



  3. 3

    Kinda like the scene in the movie The Shining, when Jack Nicholson's character sees himself in a picture from a hundred years ago.Cool.



  4. 4

    They do say that everyone has a look-a-like …



  5. 5

    Everyone has a look alike in one time or another!!



  6. 6

    I think it's fake. You can tell in the photo that the man's head is turned to his right slightly, but the face is looking directly at the camera. Its not that hard to photoshop that.



  7. 7

    Bad photoshop. The anatomy is wrong.

  8. yeez says – reply to this


    8

    Re: gregoryschmo – Exactly.



  9. 9

    also, didn't realize they had fauxhawks in the 19th century…



  10. 10

    Could be a long lost relative. The resemblence is uncanny.



  11. 11

    Re: kitten mittons – my thought exactly



  12. 12

    'shopped. The head's totally warped and the actual facial features are a wee warped, too..



  13. 13

    uh….seriously? if i saw this photo i would not think of nicholas cage. after you bringing it up, i can see a bit of resemblance, but certainly nothing eerie or out of the ordinary. no way does he look 'exactly' like nicholas cage.



  14. 14

    Photoshopped. Very obvious.



  15. 15

    Re: kitten mittons – ur a fkn idiot. where would he be looking? he just paid an assload to get his picture taken, but i guess he decided to look down the hall instead of at the camera…. ur a fkn idiot!



  16. 16

    The dead guy is actually better looking and has better hair than Cage, hair plugs hadn't been invented back then … but what the fuck is going on with that dead guy's one ear there ?!?



  17. 17

    Nick Cage's doppelganger … who knows



  18. 18

    Totally photoshopped. Head is at an unusual angle compared to the body.



  19. 19

    Very compelling and interesting resemblence to be sure. But, no, Nic baby is not a vampire - his son on the other hand looks like one - yuck.



  20. 20

    lolz, i thought vampires couldn't come out in photos XD Whats with one ear being bigger than the other? XD Totally photoshopped.



  21. 21

    You've got it all wrong. Nick Cage isn't a vampire. He's a mother!@#$ing time traveler!



  22. 22

    This site is crap. I mean, it has always been junk news, but this is just idiotic. Yes, Nicolas Cage is a 100 year old vampire.



  23. 23

    I would want it independently verified and authenticated before getting too excited. I have seen a lot of this kind of thing before though. Ever take a wander round a portrait gallery? There are a lot of familiar faces there. There are only so many combinations of facial features possible so its inevitable there would be some repetition.



  24. 24

    LOL Omg that is SO creepy.



  25. 25

    Re: yeez – x 3



  26. 26

    keep in mind this is a OLD camera. There's a chance the guy moved during the picture



  27. 27

    I have to agree with a few others here. Totally photoshopped. You can see the way his ears and hair are facing at a slight angle, but, his face is straight on. Even with that old of a camera, if he moved, it would have been blurry, not looking like there were two frames combined into one.



  28. 28

    OMG NIC CAGE IS A VAMPIRE RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    seriously…..
    no.
    why…do i bother.
    Perez, you need help.



  29. 29

    Re: justinholt123 – Go get an education.



  30. 30

    They resemble each other - but it's not his twin or anything. Not really a big deal IMO.



  31. 31

    evil twin

  32. clo27 says – reply to this


    32

    Um, seriously? I could do better photo shop than this.



  33. 33

    lol!!!!!! well can't believe some of you don't think he looks like nicholas!!

  34. @v@ says – reply to this


    34

    Run, Nick! Run!

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    35

    Oh, and before you run and hide in the mountains of Tibet from the same type of villainous people who transported Godzilla back to New York, allow me to say that you do indeed look very good for your age.



  36. 36

    Stong resemblence, I say an ancestor is the most likely logical explanation.



  37. 37

    Well unless this guy has a deformed head then it's photoshopped. It appears his head is turned slightly to his right but the face isn't following.



  38. 38

    That's obviously photo shopped. I hope no one spends any amount of money on this. BIG WASTE. But if someone is stupid enough to buy this then I guess… Whatever. Idiots.

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    Er…that would be King Kong, Godzilla's doppelganger.



  40. 40

    A. Let's assume this picture is authentic, and un-doctored. As many previous people have commented, the face appears to be off set. If it is indeed not altered, perhaps this man was deformed? B. This ridiculous fantasy about him being a vampire? Come on now. Seriously I know Twilight really caused all of you teenie-boppers to have raging boners for the whole vampire myth. However, we all know they are not real. Plus if he was one…how do you explain the pic of him with the officer in charge of the Shimo la Tewa GK Prison, Mombasa, Kenya, looking very much older than any of his recent characters in his films? He is now 45, and is very much showing it. So people need to get this nonsense out of their heads. Grow up already.



  41. 41

    f