One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
One of Jennifer Lopez's best videos!!!
It wasn't done by the same director, but this was clearly inspired by Britney's I Wanna Go and Kesha's Blow.
Check out J. Lo's JUST-released clip for Papi (above)!
P.S. We need the recipe to that cookie!!!