Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
There is no way Nicole Collins was serious when she went up to perform for Simon and company. No way.
And if she was, she should definitely stick to event planning!
X Factor, you're definitely finding some gems here!! ha!
This was by far the worse audition of the night, and then when she goes after Simon afterward…
Well, you press play and see for URself!