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Rick Santorum Whines To Google Over The By-Product Of Anal Sex

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Rick Santorum Frothy Mix Of Lube And Fecal Matter Hypocrisy

Remember when Rick Santorum announced his opposition to "homosexual acts" and slung them in the same ring with incest and polygamy?

Well that's when the by-product of anal sex, defined as "a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter," got itself a new nickname — Santorum.

LOL!

And now that Ricky Rick wants to climb that political ladder, he's asking Google to clean their search engines of it.

He says:

I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they’d get rid of it. If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country. To have a business allow that type of filth to be purveyed through their website or through their system is something that they say they can’t handle, but I suspect that’s not true.

Dude! Google doesn't decide what gets to go first on the search pages. That's decided by the voters internet users. The sites with the most clicks get the top crown, plain and simple.

Ya know, like democracy!!!

And to even ask Google to clean it up, well, you're making headlines which is going to stay on the front page for what we're guessing to be quite some time. So congrats! You're only adding to what you deem a problem.

Also, for someone who is so "Christian," you sure do seem to want to mess with the free will of the internet, huh???

Sorry, Santorum. Looks like this frothy mix of hypocrisy you've made is here to stay!

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15 comments to “Rick Santorum Whines To Google Over The By-Product Of Anal Sex”



  1. 1

    Maybe..just maybe haters in general will learn that there is no room in this country for such disdain. We are in the middle of a freakin' economic shit hole. Isn't it time that we come together as a country we claim to be and work on lowering the debt, getting jobs (and not just for the infrastructure builders), get more money for teachers/fire fighters, and make sure 9/11 first responders and veterans get the quality of health care they deserve. Anyone who focuses on what two consenting adults do behind closed doors and not trying to get this country back on track..is the definition of unAmerican FYI- if you don't like gay sex.. well the for God's sake stop renting the videos!!



  2. 2

    How do you know someone is an ignorant homophobe? They believe anal sex is exclusive to gays. 1st, not all gays like anal sex. Tons don't. 2nd, tons of heteros love it. Look at Howard Stern. He made a career talking about anal and his love for it.

    That sort of dumb hate is right up there with people who still think AIDS is a "gay" disease when 90% of people in the world with AIDS are heteros. So it's really a "straight" disease.



  3. 3

    His comments sound like the voice of EXPERIENCE!



  4. 4

    Ummm…Mario, Phillip DeFranco on Yahoo already announced this on Tuesday, sweetie. You are soooo late. >;-)



  5. 5

    "a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter" …that made my stomach turn



  6. 6

    I mean, frothy feces.. semen and feces, whatever.

    Is this only absolutely disgusting to read about much less create during a sexual encounter, how do the homos do it?? lol,

    How do they fuck each other in the assholes like that, does nothing say to them, wtf am I doing, "This is unnatural and unsanitary, and just dirty and gross!"??



  7. 7

    So we have a devote gay man (Savage) coining this term, championed by Mario against someone who basically states his opposition to it.
    As for the a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter," it has got itself a a couple of experts apparently to comment on it continually in the person of Dan Savage and Perez



  8. 8

    interesting you should emphasize the word hypocritical. not that i dont approve of this genius tactic to humiliate a bigot (thank you dan savage!), but it definitely IS eye for an eye. it's bullying back. and you are the reformed bully, righteously proselytizing when you aren't plugging/selling ads. you need a bit of consistency. when it suits your agenda, it's ok to bully?

    i want you to stop preaching morality. it's not why i come to this site. you think you can reach people and do good. and you do when you share music and support art. you might even help the economy a bit with your ads. but i come to this site for ENTERTAINMENT. if you wish to influence people to be respectful to one another, your best bet is to lead by example. which in this case would be to cower under your righteous principles and admit that "santorum" defined as a "frothy mixture.." is a cruel prank. but that's not who you are. just admit it. you spot the nice guy not because of his words but because of his actions. i think you have real potential to be a great guy.



  9. 9

    also, christianity isn't exactly renowned for their belief in freedom or free will. it's all about their god's will. santorum is under no obligation to protect internet free will (did you mean speech?) because Christianity is a religion for slaves, not free men. christians have to "surrender" themselves to God. they don't have free will as everything has been decided by god already. that's why these christian political leaders are very scary sons of bitches.



  10. 10

    He will be the next politician to get arrested for giving a blowy in the mens room.
    Always the ones who are the loudest about being anti-gay who are hiding the most.



  11. 11

    Re: whocareslol – You know you love it. Hey, you're supposed to clean yourself out before you do anything like that. So there won't be anything frothy or fragrant. Duh. Somebody ought to clue Rick Sanctimonious in. I wonder how he knows about this anyway.



  12. 12

    Re: gigilumps – Of course Christians have free will. They don't have to obey God if they don't want to.



  13. 13

    LOL! I'm going to try to casually fit that word into at least one coversation a day!



  14. 14

    poopoo on peepee not good. eww.



  15. 15

    Re: gigilumps – Wow, what an ignorant idiot. Where do you come up with this garbage - pull it out of your ass? Good grief grow up and use more of your brain cells before putting thoughts down next time.