The lovey-dovey twosome went to an LA Whole Foods together over the weekend. And we can only imagine what was on their grocery list... Emo eggs, musc… Read more…
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The lovey-dovey twosome went to an LA Whole Foods together over the weekend. And we can only imagine what was on their grocery list... Emo eggs, musc… Read more…
LOL
Perez, i have to give you credit for the grocery list :p
does this loser even have a job, or just live off her?
Love the grocery list, lol. I like you so much better when you make fun of Avril.
Whole food is not organic like we think they are, after all they are partners with Monsanto now.
Go to Wegman's instead if you want organic.
When are these two getting married?
They seem to be good for each other, Piggy. Have you ever thought of settling down with that special someone, Pest-alito? The clock is ticking, ticking, ticking and this last huge expense just to calm your vanity should tell you that all the hair transplants in the world will not restore you to your youthful prime. I wonder if we'll ever see papparazzi parking lot shots at Whole Foods of Perez, his legally married prime beef grade A negative teen husband loading a 50lb bag of dog food for Teddy while Babs and Teresita fact-check on their laptops in the backseat of the Escalade. Hope you have a pre-nup.
why is she with that tool….? she could do SO much better!
This tool get a job yet?
Organic food is like a Gucci handbag. It's just for spoiled rich douchebags so they can brag about how much money they have to ruin the planet with. Seriously, I'd wear sneakers made by five year olds out of baby seals before I ate organic. We're supposed to be saving the planet, people!