Turns out, you can't have it all!
In fact, Michaele Salahi can't have anything thanks to that pesky prenup she signed.
The ex Real Housewife star has been acting happier than someone with an authentic invite to the White House since she left her husband, Tareq Salahi, for Journey's Neal Schon.
According to her ex husband – who's been shacking up with Manhattan Madam Kristin Davis — Michaele may need to take a break from her happiness new BF to get a job.
Tareq claims that when his ex wife left him she,
"lost any and all options in everything we own."
Not only that, but he says their prenup agreement makes Michaele responsible for "half of all our debt," which the jilted husband puts at $3.3 million. Yikes!
We hope all the "great sex" Michaele's been bragging about is worth it!
[Image via WENN.]