Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Ugh. We're never going to get rid of him now, are we?
Infamous White House gate crasher Tareq Salahi is still whining to the press about his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Michaele, leaving him for Journey guitarist Neal Schon, and of course, is still insisting that his heart is broken, and this is in no way, shape, or form a publicity stunt!
"No, in fact great things were happening. There were new contracts, new offers coming in. We were on a comeback, if you will. I didn't know Michaele had a double life. I had no idea. Our marriage was beautiful. It was perfect in our view. … I just didn't know she had this double life. I had no idea she would say one thing to me and lie to me. I didn't know she's been chating this whole time with Neal…It's not a publicity stunt. I wish Ashton Kutcher would jump around this corner and say, 'You've been punk'd. We're playing with you. We're messing with you.' I've been duped. I've been lied to. I've been cheated on. And our family and our home is destroyed. … Just because she wanted more money, more fame. She wanted to go more to that 'A' celebrity, if you will. But it's an '80s band! She's acting like a 16 year old. Jumping on a tour bus. This is not the Michaele I knew! I don't' know who she is right now."
Ah, yes! A perfect marriage, filled with many bills unpaid and events crashed!
And yeah. You're not nearly famous enough for Ashton to want to be punk you, and even if he did, you're about six years too late!
Reality check time, buddy!
Too bad, so sad!
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