We don't think Demi Moore has that much to worry about though.
If you missed Two and A Half Men last night, you missed the riveting conclusion of Ashton Kutcher's debut on the show. To summarize - he's a big man baby and Jon Cryer's going to live with him to make a man out of him. (Cue Mulan!)
But before they got to that, they got to THIS!
Check out this very nekkid scene between Walden and Alan. (above)