Ugh. He just had to get the last word in, didn't he?
Despite Chuck Lorre, Warner Brothers Television, and Charlie Sheen officially settling their legal dispute regarding the actor's firing from the show Two and a Half Men, the series co-creator once again took to his infamous Vanity Card slate during last night's episode to take yet another self-indulgent dig at him!
"Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn't understand the rules, wasn't sure if there were even any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not. Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I'm being told that the reality show's been cancelled. Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control. Sorry. Whoops. Live and learn. Moving on. Game over. And that's fine. I am so good with that. Yes, please, let's all move on. There's just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It's angry. It's hungry. And worst of all..it's writing a tell-all book."
We get that last year was a mess, and we don't excuse Charlie's behavior for a second, but come on!
Do you HAVE to subject the world to your vendetta against this man? Seriously!
The show is doing fine, Charlie's acting like an actual human being again, and everyone has seen him at his absolute craziest!
What could possibly go into a tell-all that would actually shock anyone? Ha!
If he traumatized you that badly, don't write a book - go to therapy! This situation does not need to get any uglier than it already has.
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