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9 comments to “Ashton Kutcher Tweets Don't Believe The Hype

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    What's the most irritating to me is that these two have such inflated egos that they think by tweeting cryptic messages by ancient philosophers and by providing links to "read between the lines" songs that we're all on the edge of our seats wondering "what do they mean?!" and that speculation over their oh-so-special lives will be all that we can think about. Why can't they just remain quiet about their marriage (oh right - they have no dignity or class) or just announce the status of it openly (oh right - that wouldn't generate ongoing publicity). They're both so annoying, together & apart.

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    I don't believe the hype, Ashton. I know you are GAY and Demi is a HIGE DYYKE!!!

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    "the puzzle pieces keep locking together"

    Wow, Mario. You've cracked this case wide-fucking-open. I'm starting to suspect that you're really Batman. Or Columbo (but you forgot to say, "oh, just one more thing!").

    I'm being sarcastic you fucking jackhole. You're an idiot, and no one should ever take advice from you about anything.

    Demi Moore rocks, by the way. I'm hoping she goes all GI Jane on you, dickhead.

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    I think that whatever ails Demi and Ashton at this juncture can be fixed by tying strings of red yarn around their wrists.

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    I think that whatever ails Demi and Ashton at this juncture can be remedied by tying strings of red yarn to their wrists.

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    I bet Chuck Lorre's behind all of this. Gotta keep people interested in the dumb-fucking-show by any means necessary.

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    Ashton Kutcher is BEAUTIFUL. He is a beautiful man.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Meggie246524 – Smoke and mirrors.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    Such a zen tweet when things get rocky, but it's bullshit when it comes to cheating men; women always blame themselves, and that's guilty nonsense because relationships take two. Cheating only takes one.