They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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And. we. just. stopped. breathing.
All month, we have been waiting patiently, counting the milliseconds until someone told us something about Cher and Lady GaGa's impending and world changing duet, The Greatest Thing. Aaaaall month, we've been watching every tweet, checking every source, begging every person we met for information about the duet, but no one would tell us anything. No one has any clues.
"I think it's timeless. The beautiful thing about this song is, it's very uplifting, very uplifting. It's emotional, but it has dance on it, and it has a dance vibe on it," he explained. "It's just a timeless song. You can play it with the guitar, the piano, with whatever instrument you want. You can sing it a cappella, you know what I mean, it's that kind of song.
I'm very excited about that song," Red added. "And it's an event. Cher and Lady Gaga: How big can it get?"
WE DON'T KNOW YET! WE HAVEN'T HEARD IT!!!!
This is the definition of pain! Please, great goddesses of pop music, GIVE US YOUR SONG!!!