Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Forbes just issued another crown, but this time it's split in half (kinda like in Tina's Mean Girls, get it?)!
With Eva as the sexy, scheming Desperate Housewife and Tina as the hilariously smart head-writer at 30 Rock, it's no wonder to us why these women are so well valued.
Both are intelligent, beautiful, and extremely talented! $13 mil a year seems about right to us!
Plus, their shows wouldn't be half as fun without their presence on them.
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