Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ugh! Like Emmanuel Xuereb was ever even in the same league as Stacey Dash!
After that loser allegedly went postal and beat her up, she filed for divorce back in January (duh, don't you remember, we totally told you).
That was the same day she filed a restraining order against the barney.
But last week,
Dionne Stacey finally got the legal outie from being attached to him after a judge signed off on the divorce.
Girlfriend! You know how we think you should celebrate? Total retail therapy!!!
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