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Granny Ma Busted By The Cops For Having Sex With A Younger Man In A Car

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Do your thang, honey!

Ladies, gentlemen, we'd like you all to meet our new life coach, Rita Daniels.

Rita is 71-years-young and girl was just arrested this week for - wait for it - having sex in the back of her Buick with a guy she picked up at a bar at a shopping center!

Oh wait, it gets better. The pair started getting busy in the middle of the AFTERNOON, in full view of the people who were parked around them in the parking lot. When the car started to shake and rock (YEAH!), someone called the cops.

Best part of the story - when the cops tapped on the window and asked the man, 54-year-old Tim Adams, what he was doing, he simply replied, “I’m f*cking this chick."

Judging by the smile on her face, we think he got the job done!

The pair were arrested on charges of indecent exposure and public drunkenness and taken to jail, but seriously, is that the face of a woman that cares? She's just so damn HAPPY! And hell, we're happy for her! You only get one life - might well enjoy it!

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21 comments to “Granny Ma Busted By The Cops For Having Sex With A Younger Man In A Car”

  1. 1

    Help me out here; which one is the "Granny" & which one is "The Younger Man"?

  2. 2

    She looks like she's JONZIN for some wang chung!

  3. 3

    You pervy men out there…this is the REPERCUSSIONS for making granny themed porn! You got them all going again!

  4. 4

    LOL…that's what Im talking about!!!

  5. 5

    Oh, that's disappointing! For a moment there I thought this was going to be a story about Donald Sutherland screwing Amy Poehler's mom.

  6. 6


  7. 7

    omg mental picture….aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

  8. 8

    This could be Madona in 3 years

  9. 9

    he looks a bit like jesse james

  10. 10

    So, are 71 year olds not supposed to be interested in sex?

  11. 11

    Gross. She literally looks like Freddy Krueger with a grey wig!

  12. 12

    I don't know what's funnier….the actual story or the way it was written! Well done, Perez!

  13. 13

    Damn Gaga having police trouble already?

  14. 14

    Hey! Rita actually looks pretty good for 71, gotta admit

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  16. 16

    Re: MR Pete – Madonna already looks like this. She's dating much younger men. So yeah, no need to wait the three years!

  17. 17

    I am not mad at her…get it GRANNY!

  18. 18

    Go Granny with your bad self!! That's priceless.

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    Just how much did he drink in the bar?

  20. 20

    they should make a porn movie about this! go cougar grandma!

  21. 21

    The only things I don't like about this besides them being gross looking people is imagine if young kids saw them ewww scarred for life!!!