Do your thang, honey!
Ladies, gentlemen, we'd like you all to meet our new life coach, Rita Daniels.
Rita is 71-years-young and girl was just arrested this week for - wait for it - having sex in the back of her Buick with a guy she picked up at a bar at a shopping center!
Oh wait, it gets better. The pair started getting busy in the middle of the AFTERNOON, in full view of the people who were parked around them in the parking lot. When the car started to shake and rock (YEAH!), someone called the cops.
Best part of the story - when the cops tapped on the window and asked the man, 54-year-old Tim Adams, what he was doing, he simply replied, “I’m f*cking this chick."
Judging by the smile on her face, we think he got the job done!
The pair were arrested on charges of indecent exposure and public drunkenness and taken to jail, but seriously, is that the face of a woman that cares? She's just so damn HAPPY! And hell, we're happy for her! You only get one life - might well enjoy it!