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New Song From O.C. Housewife Gretchen Rossi About … Slade's "Magic Penis"

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You might think you've heard the worst Housewives song, but trust us, you haven't. Not yet anyway.

This morning,

Real Housewife of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi stopped by the Playboy Morning Show with her hubby, Slade Smiley to share a brand new song about Slade's slong.

Yep, yep. That's what's happening here!

Check out the video (above) to hear for yourself this very personal track that Gretchen reveals she recorded while she was "sleeping on Ambien."

That's how all the pros do it!

Okay, we know this is supposed to be a joke or whatever, but did it really need to be this awful?! Bad songs don't have to be BAD SONGS, you know?

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7 comments to “New Song From O.C. Housewife Gretchen Rossi About … Slade's "Magic Penis"”



  1. 1

    EVERYTHING abotu Slade skeeves me ou. He is such a poser and wanna be player. Just ooozes sleeze from every part of his being. BLEEECH!



  2. 2

    Classy. What a bunch of white trash.



  3. 3

    They aren't married asshole!



  4. 4

    I didn't know she'd married him. I thought she was weary of marriage and just wanted to "lease him out" like a car. Too bad she can't find a better man. These reality folks are just so vapid.



  5. 5

    …awkward…



  6. 6

    Tamra nd Vicky are gonna have a FIELD DAY with this ! Maybe he should be sending his child support paymnets to the ex, rather than galavanting around in LAX @ PLAYBOY !



  7. 7

    haven't bothered watching the show in quite a qhile
    hadn't heard Gretchen and Slade got married
    not a Gretchen fan
    even less of a Slade fan
    actually not a fan or any of the women on these shows