It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Sarah Palin has announced she will not be running for president.
As one Republican strategist said, "she had everything to lose" if she did.
This way, "now she preserves her celebrity status, her power to generate fees and her ability to be a king and queen maker with her political support."
We're pretty sure she got on Obama's case for using a celebrity-like appeal back in 2008 but whatever!
We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the ‘fundamental transformation’ of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law. In the coming weeks, I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the president, retaking the Senate and maintaining the House.
LOL! Oh, Sarah! You should have your own sitcom on Comedy Central!!
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