Well, this took a turn we did NOT expect it to!
In an attempt to create more jobs in the market, Florida Rep. Ritch Workman has filed a bill to repeal a law against the sport of dwarf-tossing, which bans the "launching little people for the amusement of an audience!"
Of course, as if it's not bizarre enough that there was ever such a sport in existence ever, many advocates for the law, like Little People of America, claim that this is as offensive as "Jew Tossing" or "Woman Tossing" would be, OTHERS, including 3'2" Dave "the Dwarf" Flood says that it's HIS right to do what he wants with his body!
"If I was 7-foot-tall, I'd be playing basketball. Being short gives me an advantage in dwarf tossing. I'm just playing the hand that's been dealt me. Those first couple of tosses were scary, because I'm not a wrestler. However, I prefer it to jumping out of an airplane. The thing is, I'm doing well now, but if I didn't have a job, yeah, I'd be tossed."
Ch-check out a news report on the issue (above)!
Yeah…we mean, as we said, we can't even really grasp why on Earth this is even something that became such a practice that it actually needed to be banned, but…well, yeah!
It's not really our place to decide whether or not it should allowed? Ha!
We really have no idea what to even think about all of this!
How about U??
Tags: ban, dave the dwarf flood, dwarf tossing, florida, law, little people, little people of america, representative ritch workman, support