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Ashton's Face Says It All!

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He has guilty written all over his face, doesn't he?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage may be falling apart, but they've still been desperately trying to prove to the public that everything is fine - by taking a camping trip together with friends this past weekend at Cachuma Lake!

Ch-ch-check out the alleged cheater looking like the cat that ate the canary (above)!


You two are just fiiiiiine.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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43 comments to “Ashton's Face Says It All!”

  1. 1

    Why aren't you calling him complete scum? Lowlife? Etc, etc, etc? You did it to Jesse James? Why not this guy?

  2. 2

    Now you're a facial expression expert? Writing gossip is so easy. Take a picture, any picture, and assign any story to it you like.

  3. 3

    ummmmmm looks like shock someone is taking his picture to me……..

  4. 4

    Demi Whore is a smelly old ugly plastic drug-addicted HAG, and Ashy would be smart to leave her before her cooter starts to really smell and get dry !

  5. 5

    why rehash a story that could have been combined with the crap you posted last week? your pledge to be positive and not a bully should have included being judgmental… your opinions are no longer opinions.. they are your beliefs and judgments… and if you are the judge of us, we are all screwed and so are you!!! just report and spend your time correcting grammatical and spelling errors instead of deciding who is right or wrong….

  6. 6

    Demi Whore is so old, her cooter has cob webs…'specially since Ashy hasn't been snif'n down there lately !

  7. 7

    I know people who know people who know her, and they say, since Crapallah is not working, she has taken to 'scream therapy' to vent her rage over his leaving her. She locks herself in a room and screams for hours. Crazy, huh ?

  8. 8

    WHAT would a young guy have in common with a baby boomer, 'cept if it was his mother … ?

  9. 9

    It looks to me like a WTF were in the middle of no where camping and you scum paps followed us look.

  10. 10

    Woof !

  11. 11

    really? now you know all about facial expressions?

  12. 12

    Ashton's face doesn't say anything except why am I having my picture taken by some stupid pap in the woods? Although I can't feel sorry for the guy who came up with "Punked" still, I think troubled marrieds should be left alone.

  13. 13

    And he smokes too!

  14. 14


  15. 15

    I miss when your website was lighthearted and funny…now it's just preachy and lame. I keep checking back once in a while to see if you have smartened up already, but no dice :(

  16. 16

    Confused. How does this prove anything?

  17. 17

    What they didn't show is after they set up these "CAMP FAMILY PHOTOS" 2 limousines pulled up and Demi went back to their Beverly Hills mansion ALONE to drink into oblivion and Ashton went to The Standard Hotel to meet up with his HOT LITTLE 22 year-old THANG waiting for him in the in-suite jacuzzi…..and banged her all night long…..

  18. 18

    I hope Demi gets really mad at Ashton and releases nude photos of him…..

  19. yeez says – reply to this


    Looks like he's in the middle of saying something…such as "get the camera out of my face, asshole."

  20. 20

    Demi needs more plastic surgery so her cun*t is on her neck.

  21. 21

    She's over a decade older than Ashton and has three children, all with somebody else.
    This marriage was a bit lopsided from the very beginning.
    I'm not excusing the alleged philandering, but let's face it: they'd probably be better off, more compatible,with someone their own age.

  22. 22

    The pack of cigarettes give Ashton a bigger bulge that his peen does…just saying.

  23. 23

    Re: Be-Atch – Crazy, huh ? you know what's really crazy. is you writing 5 ridiculously immature comments about a celebrity you actually know nothing about. are you trying to be funny or are you really as bitter as you seem.

  24. 24

    Will someone please send Demi a Family Size canister of Silly Putty; she's going to need to rebuild her face after her one heck of a vodka binge tonight….

  25. 25

    Re: Be-Atch – Holy SHIT, you have some serious mental issues. Looks like it's YOU who needs serious therapy. And you have a "friend of a friend of a friend…" who knows her? GREAT source (NOT). I'm betting she's a THOUSAND times better-looking than you…just a guess (and probably right).

  26. 26

    Now Now Potato Head…ya gotta admit, yer maw is one FUGLY HAG ! LOL !

  27. 27

    And I am beautiful, ABSOLUTELY beautiful, without any plastic surgery ! Why, I was Miss Duluth, Minnesota and Miss Orange County, California but a few years back ! I also got a great rack ! REAL, too !

  28. 28

    Re: justiz – But I do know people who know people …..!

  29. 29

    Re: Wild-Guitar – LOL !

  30. 30

    Dude needs to get a haircut already…this is not the best look for him.

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    People usually go camping to get away and chill, not to prove anything to the public about anything; but to hang and maybe work it through. Whowouldathunk that a busybody camping neighbor would turn into a celeb pap stalker.

  32. bbcb says – reply to this


    Re: Wild-Guitar – Fucking Hilarious. Well done Sir/ Madame.

  33. 33

    his face says nothing more than… "huh, is that a dude taking my photo".

  34. tasha says – reply to this


    Ahh, he looks more like fucking paparazzi are everywhere to me.

  35. 35

    Listen you complete and utter cun.ts and im speaking about your comments down below, i've been reading perezs website for years and i think its great, when i come to the comments all i see is people trying to put words in his mouth, you retards know he doesn't read your comments? he couldn't careless about you sad pathetic low life people, you have the time to make an account and comment only to judge, hate, etc, lower class people these days ew,

  36. 36

    Re: frankieo – But the people's PR people do who he posts about

  37. 37

    Re: frankieo – so you come to a website where every single post is filled with judgement and hate then take the time to "lecture the readers" on leaving judgement and hate? OHHHH so it's ok for Perez to do it but not the very people who keep this site going. Let me remind you, 2 years ago his stories had HUNDREDS of comments. Now he's lucky to get 25-50 and I'd say a good 85% of them are people telling Perez they hate him. Be thankful for the "Perez haters"…if it weren't for us he would get very few page views and even fewer comments. There is NOTHING wrong with calling out a hypocrite.

  38. 38

    Really? What does it say? It jut looks like "oh a dick-headed reporter followed my ass to a camping trip.. You suck perez…

  39. 39

    That doesn't make sense. He was with his WIFE, even if it were all "for show." Why would he be "looking like the cat that ate the canary"? I'm not saying I don't believe he cheated on Demi; I just don't see why he'd be looking "guilty" when he was WITH Demi. Now, if he had been caught with the skank he cheated with, that would be another story.

  40. 40

    Young men with old rich women will eventually dump the women…fact of life. Demi will dry up soon if not already and Ashton is running…he was looking for a mother and i'm sure he was not initially looking for a dried up vajay jay. He would make beautiful babies but not with her…

  41. 41

    lololololol he looks like ben affleck the time he got snapped getting the paper in his white undies…

    they actually look quite comfortable

  42. 42

    What? Ashton is simply looking at the camera thinking, "who is that?" …waste of an article.

  43. pinki says – reply to this


    ???Ashton Kutcher is not even good looking, I wish Demi would divorce him. She could have any hot Hollywood actor. Leave this train wreck! He's well on his way to becoming another mess like Charlie Sheen, the walking failure. A 33 year old chasing slutty 22 year old girls that everyones had, please! Sleeeeeeazy.