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Okay, let's get down to brass tacks: Have ya'll seen Lindsay Lohan's teeth? If you haven't, consider yourself fortunate, but for the rest of us poor, unfortunate souls, you've seen the extreme damage La Lohan has done to her smile.
Some would have you believe that the obvious tooth decay is a result of years of drinking coffee, smoking and perhaps even red wine. Personally, we're more convinced she's been brushing her teeth with pseudoephedrine, but that is neither here nor there. But what is interesting is that her "camp" is doing damage control to convince us all the Lindsay is still as desireable as she was in the Mean Girls days.
According to her "camp" (we're not convinced that these quotes weren't taken from a councelor at Camp Anawanna), Lindsay is "widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers."
Uh-huh, okay. Now, how many of those offers aren't from Penthouse and Playboy? Just curious…
Her rep went on to add:
"She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I'm going to comment on Lindsay's teeth."
Fine. Don't. But could you have Lindsay talk about rampant homelessness and international unrest for just a host second? We'd be VERY interested to hear what she has to say about such serious and educated issues.
Also, could she eat an apple while doing it too? We want to see how those munchers fare!
[Image via WENN.]