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People Still Want Lindsay For Photoshoots, Says Her "Camp"

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Okay, let's get down to brass tacks: Have ya'll seen Lindsay Lohan's teeth? If you haven't, consider yourself fortunate, but for the rest of us poor, unfortunate souls, you've seen the extreme damage La Lohan has done to her smile.

Some would have you believe that the obvious tooth decay is a result of years of drinking coffee, smoking and perhaps even red wine. Personally, we're more convinced she's been brushing her teeth with pseudoephedrine, but that is neither here nor there. But what is interesting is that her "camp" is doing damage control to convince us all the Lindsay is still as desireable as she was in the Mean Girls days.

According to her "camp" (we're not convinced that these quotes weren't taken from a councelor at Camp Anawanna), Lindsay is "widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers."

Uh-huh, okay. Now, how many of those offers aren't from Penthouse and Playboy? Just curious…

Her rep went on to add:

"She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I'm going to comment on Lindsay's teeth."

Fine. Don't. But could you have Lindsay talk about rampant homelessness and international unrest for just a host second? We'd be VERY interested to hear what she has to say about such serious and educated issues.

Also, could she eat an apple while doing it too? We want to see how those munchers fare!

[Image via WENN.]

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22 comments to “People Still Want Lindsay For Photoshoots, Says Her "Camp"”



  1. 1

    WHAT HAS THAT GIRL DONE TO YOU?
    SNOB YOU AT A PARTY?

    BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE PERFECT HOLLYWOOD TEETH DOESN'T MEAN SHE IS A METH USER.

    (Oh and she is in demand.)



  2. 2

    Demand? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Funniest thing I've heard all day.



  3. 3

    Teeth don't change like that in a matter of months because of poor dental hygiene. Coffee and cigarettes do not make your teeth chip and crack and rot (well maybe over many years).
    My theory is that she was diagnosed with something back when she started to change. Something she is very unhappy about hence the drugs. Could be HIV like her father said or maybe she is bipolar. Maybe the pressure to be heterosexual. Sad. But the mystery is interesting.



  4. 4

    she looks really pretty in that picture



  5. 5

    YOU ARE SO MEAN!

  6. yeez says – reply to this


    6

    You do realize that most celebrities with "perfect" teeth have veneers and have regular bleaching, right? Her teeth aren't that bad, and even if they were, mocking someone's physical appearance is bullying. If you think she's such a train wreck than stop reporting on her. Isn't the anti-bullying motto "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?



  7. 7

    i just have to say how mean it is that you're making fun of her teeth.



  8. 8

    Re: curiousred – No name fashion designers and amateur photographers like Tyler Shields (who does not pay money by the by). She is not in demand. She is a skank fuck skull too delusional to see the entire industry hates her and does not care if she dies. I hope she does die. There are suffering human beings who deserve life more than she does. her entire family should just crawl into a grave and pull dirt over themselves…ad hopefully people like you will jump in after them. Dumb fucking fuck.



  9. 9

    White trash…bury it the way trash should…6 feet under



  10. 10

    what is it going to take for this girl to start caring about herself? she is literally rotten and it's really sad, I used to think she was awesome back in the day.



  11. 11

    I'm actually suprised she hasn't done Playboy yet. Kim Kardassian did, it it gave her an extra boost. Would be a good career move for her. I do think she needs to hit the gym and tone up a little. As for the teeth, she has the money… she should get them capped with veneers.



  12. 12

    YOU ARE SUCH AN AN EVIL PERSON PEREZ. YOU DID THE SAME TO AMY WHINEHOUSE. IF THSI GIRL COMMITS SUICIDE, ITS GOING TO BE ON PPL LIKE YOU BULLYING HER.



  13. 13

    Is Perez suppose to be sugarcoating? C'mon, this girl is trouble - she is an addict and doesn't gives a damn. Her teeth are rotting away because of her lifestyle. Stop with the leave poor Lindsay alone. She loves the attention! Geez.



  14. 14

    I am whole heartedly against bullying, but I don't think that's what perez is doing here at all. He's just being straight up. Evidendly Lindsay could use more people like that in her life. I am not a celebrity, I do not get my teeth bleached or have veneers, so I feel I am a fair comparison to her and my teeth look nowhere near as bad as that! There is obviously something wrong with her and my bet is with perez, drugs. Sad sad.



  15. 15

    Re: maggiegirl – I agree with you! Perez is just telling it how it is. That type of quick tooth decay is NOT normal.



  16. 16

    sounds mean to me. but i wouldn't put Playboy in the same field as Penthouse at all. A lot of famous actresses have posed in Playboy so that would actually be a good thing for her.

  17. Blunt says – reply to this


    17

    It's obviou the REAL reason her teeth are all decay looking is because she drinks sooo much alcohol and doesn't brush her teeth daily. It's not like her teeth are just really yellow, but she seems to have her teeth slowly breaking down nd she has tartar build up. It's a shame her 25 year old mouth looks like a 50 year old crack addict. THe Harh acidic Liquor she would binge on mixed with both coke use and poor dental hygene is why her mouth is fucked yp. In 2 years she will have teeth falling out or chipping off randomly on their own.



  18. 18

    brushing your teeth with hydrochloric acid….apparently that's a thing now



  19. 19

    No question, she's got "meth teeth" and "coke bloat". Who does she think she's fooling?!!



  20. 20

    She needs to get her teeth cleaned. I have a lot of tartar buildup and usually have it done twice a year, but no longer have dental insurance. Just got a great teeth cleaning in Puerto Vallarta for 400 pesos (ultrasound and done by a dentist).



  21. 21

    Stop.

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


    22

    She gets some shoots, but no movies. The brand is tarnished and leaning towards seedy at this point, imo. Major polishing is needed, and that includes fulfilling the requirements of the court which are designed to help her back onto the right track. Unless she demonstrates good faith on that, others will continue to balk at hiring her as they'll expect the same outcome. It's all up to her. Avoidance behavior never gets it done.