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Apple Stock Skyrockets After Steve Jobs' Unfortunate Death!

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If you believe in life after death in the iClouds, then you'll believe Steve Jobs is fluffin it up extra today.

Apple shares have risen three percent, marking a "historic closing high of $422."

If you'd like to know how valuable these shares are, Apple is still worth four times what Disney and Time Warner are worth…combined. ….that's A LOT of green!

Since Steve Jobs' death (tear), the overall stock has risen twelve percent.

Thank you, Steve, for getting people excited about stocks again!

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2 comments to “Apple Stock Skyrockets After Steve Jobs' Unfortunate Death!”



  1. 1

    IPHONE IS TOTALLY GAY, ANDROID IS FOR THE REAL MEN



  2. 2

    STEVE JOBS HAD AN ESTIMATED 5.5 MILLION SHARES OF APPLE. DAYUMMM, DUDE IS WORTH 2.3 BILLION IN SHARES ALONE. LIKE MJ, WORTH MORE IN XDEATH THAN ALIVE… NOT INCLUDING ALL HIS BENEFITS, BONUSES, ETC. OF COURSE. HIS WIFE AND KIDS RAKING IN THE PAPER MILLION TIMES OVER, NICCCCE!!!!!