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Lindsay Lohan's Latest Excuses For Effing Up Her Probation Terms!

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But of course!

Lindsay Lohan is about just as likely to take accountability for her actions as she is likely to end up in the courtroom!

Now that news has surfaced of the hard-pAArtying former actress' apparent missing court-mandated therapy sessions when she slithered off to Paris last month for whatever reason she had, she's now telling anyone who will listen that she in fact, spoke to her shrink over the phone during that time instead!

Furthermore, she obviously and diligently cleared the two-week trip with her probation officer, under the guise of some mysterious modeling job, and that both them and the therapist gave approval for her to complete the sessions under those terms, and she did, twice, in two 45 minute sessions!

Well, isn't that convenient?

We suppose we'll see soon enough whether or not this is actually what went down, but let's face it, who knows at this point anymore?

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23 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Latest Excuses For Effing Up Her Probation Terms!”

  1. 1

    Why do you even care about this irrelevant chick? She's clearly messed up, and your just exploiting it..

  2. 2

    let her rot in jail already…enough of her shit…she's a wasted life.

  3. 3

    go away go AWAY GO AWAY

  4. 4

    Who know what went down and who cares? At the end of the day, she's a hopeless loser with really bad teeth.

  5. D-Bag says – reply to this


    Nice rotten teeth you fugly cun*t! Now act like your "career" and disappear bitch.

    PS: Nice hubcap areola's on those red freckled tittays. I was unfortunate enough to see them on your latest bomb "Machete". Ugliest. Funbags. Ever.

  6. 6

    Ewwwwwwwwww, They need to clean that chick up like they did Merill Streep in Silkwood! She even looks like she smells! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  7. 7

    I have two words for her leif garrett

  8. 8


  9. 9

    smells like pal mals and old crotch

  10. 10

    So what's her excuse for not brushing her teeth?

  11. 11

    WOW. To think those teeth went down on Gerard Butler, That Gay Maroon 5 guy, Sam Ronson's cooter ….Ewwwwwwwr ! She is looking even worse for wear than normal. Wonder what drug screws up your oral health ..? Oh, yeah …So sad…so sad ….I blame the mother ….

  12. 12

    AND , she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book !

  13. 13

    She SHORE is Ugly !

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    Therapy wasn't a punishment. It was intended to HELP Lindsay to objectively and intelligently sort out and handle the kinds of problems attendent to her spiralling life, and self destructive actions such as not attending or cooperating in her court mandated volunteer work. By not being sincere about her committment to herself, and towards turning things around with the HELP (not the hindrance) of clarifying therapy, she's not progressing as the court and judge set out for her. More self destructive flopping around on her part. It's sad and pathological, imo.

  15. 15

    I doubt that anything will happen with Lindsay. She seems to get off scott-free every single time. This should be no different.

  16. Bates says – reply to this


    If Lindsay says she did her shrink on the phone twice, that should be easy enough to check.

  17. 17

    Looks like her modeling job was for the AARP Newsletter.

  18. 18

    [re=5LOL!902350]Re: Be-Atch[/re] Looks like her modeling job was for the AARP Newsletter.

  19. 19

    My guess is that she is working (and partying) sp that she can pay the dentist bill and all the prescription drugs som less professional doctors are giving her. she is doing it all wrong poor girl and everyone around her is enabling her. Right now the only jobs she can get are showing up at night clubs and fashion shoots. This girl was a talented actress but she threw it all away.

  20. 20

    I am 43 years old, had 3 kids and I look younger than her. I liked her movies and thought she was a model for my kids…..I was so wrong!!!! also…What is up with her teeth? Ewwww!!!!!

  21. Myja says – reply to this


    LL needs a keeper. Her mother seems to be supportive in whatever she chooses to do. Throw her in jail for a year. Maybe the system will help her get her teeth fixed. Her excuses for not complying with the court are nauseating. She is a has been and needs to clean her act up. That means she needs to take at least a year off of her "career" whatever that may be, comply with the court, and take some time to reflect on what her problems are.

  22. 22

    LOLOL one point for her
    and the getting fired from a non job?

    wats the excuse of that

    how do u get fired from a non job ??

  23. 23

    I wish that in the future I will hear nothing about this woman. All PR is good PR in her mind, and all the attention - not matter how negative - feeds her cravings for attention and narcissitc needs. She needs to be ignored by the media, so she is forced to get a reality check.