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So...much...bronzer DRAMA!!! Today, after countless violations and a defense with more holes in it than swiss cheese, Lindsay Lohan's probation was rev… Read more…
So, The Best Man's Speech At Pippa Middleton's Wedding Was A Bit Much...
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Sounds like James Matthews' brother wasn't the one Pippa Middleton needed to worry about on her wedding day after all!
As you know, Kate Middleton's sister tied the knot to longtime love over the weekend -- and we're hearing the speech given by James' Best Man, Justin Johannsen, was a bit inappropriate!
Can you imagine the looks on all the royals faces?!
DailyMail.com reports the longtime pal made lewd references to Pippa's butt, likened her to a dog, and even joked about their honeymoon sex.
Related: Pippa & Kate Had A Ski-Tastic Bachelorette
It's reported he quipped of their upcoming romantic getaway:
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WTF is wrong with her face ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just sad.
it looks dirty..like she used dirt for blush..geez, she's a mess.
theres being tough because you dont want to go easy on a celebrity and then theres overreacting because you dont want to appear that your going easy on a celebrity. if her only crime is not attending a meeting or two, that does not warrant any jail time. leave the girl alone. she hasnt caused trouble so let her be.
ROT IN HELL BITCH!
looks like she spent the night in a vodka bottle
What is wrong with this girl! She has the world and keeps screwing up.
oh lindsay!!! you look like shit!!!
Yes I know this country and our pathetic "justice" system is a joke all around the world. I get it. Can you guys stop rubbing it in our faces now? Lindsay could murder someone on live TV and get off free…..we know we know. Why don't we just put a crown on her royal head and call it a day.
I just hope this time she sorts herself out for good.
now if only there were no bail
Re: d20beckham – you obviously have not heard anything about this girl.. this is not her first probation violation by far.. multiple DUIs, stealing, not meeting any probation requirments, basically giving the middle finger to the justice system.. they should throw out the key
It's like she's trying so hard to look like a work of art..
She deserves it ! She had 2 chances to be fine, but she seems not to understand !
Look at her : her teeth are desperately awful, her make up is a mess… All she needs is a punishment for REAL !
Did a blind,mentally handicapped, bed ridden child with one hand that only has two fingers do her makeup? She looks beyond terrible.
wtf is wrong with her face?!
I know she is a spoiled rich girl but I can't help but feel bad for her. She clearly has a severe addiction problem. What is she addicted to though?
"…the man faces of Lindsay Lohan…" HIRE A PROOFREADER.
Re: workinmama – yes i have seen what she has done. her duis are over. and the reason she went to jail today was missing a meeting. if thats a crime everyone on probation should be in jail. yeah shes pretty careless but try living your life like she is forced to. why would you want to go to probation meetings when 90 paps follow you.
God this bitch is ready for her role as a walker on the walking dead, and she wont even need their makeup artist.
Re: Pretty Boys Are Forever – work of art??? Picasso?
Kinda reminds me of a few years back when Whitney Houston was in court higher than a kite ! Very bizaar behaviour, which is likely courtesy of coke, pills, dope, vodka and red bull.
Look what drugs do to you, kids ! ! !
STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!
Will someone please please PLEASE tell her that the botox look is terrible? My god, if she doesn't own a mirror, tell her to at least watch Real Housewives of Bevery Hills (or any of them actually) and see for herself that botox makes people look like a mess…for the love of god. Those lips don't match that face anyway humanly possible and she looks like a fool. Also, bad make-up choice for that lighting, she looks like a clown or a very cheap hooker - YIKES!
she's starting to get that alcoholic boated look to her face and she's what less than 25?
Oh Perez, you're so much funnier when you're being a bitch! Keep it up!
Too much make-up, trying to look "ok"
Re: d20beckham – She didn't just miss a meeting, she missed several and she got fired from the woman's shelter for not showing up. She was told by the judge that she needed to take this seriously and she isn't, so off to jail she goes.
Re: d20beckham – It's not just 'missing' an ordinary meeting. It's missing meetings that were laid out by a court of our justice system as conditions of her probation. HUGE difference.
Re: @v@ – Re: NickDG – Thank you for your replys.. this girl has had 1000 chances.. the DUIs aren't over..this is still going on becuase she has never been out of trouble… she has not followed one court order! Not one!!!
she didn't finish rehab, blew off community service, failed mandaded drug and alcohol tests, missed court dates, and was stealing while on probation
lock this little tramp up and throw away the key
Re: d20beckham – Wow, that's really ignorant actually. She's never going to get the help she needs if she doesn't see what can happen to you when you do the wrong thing. Celebrity justice is ridiculous. You think a "normal" person could get away with it?!? No way!
Re: suzyelizabeth – Please! Normal people get away with DUIs all the fucking time. I have several friends who have had DUIs and their only punishment was a few fines and they got their license suspended. Some justice system! I think what they're doing to Lindsay is awful. They're making an example out of her plus that judge clearly has it out for her. Can u say jealous?
Re: Manda756 – Please, think before you type. The judge is JEALOUS of LINDSAY LOHAN!? Let's think, for just a moment, of what the hell there could possibly be to be jealous of. Yes, perhaps if we were still in 2005, this argument would work. However, now, what could anyone POSSIBLY have to be jealous of? She's a mess. She's addicted to drugs and alcohol. She's not even a movie star anymore…she is famous for BEING a mess! She's constantly at it with various members of her family…she doesn't HAVE a "family" to speak of, she has insane attention whores for parents.
Re: Manda756 – Even if she still looked gorgeous a-la her "Mean Girls" days (which she does not, as we have seen by the fried extensions, fake tanner, and gnarly teeth) I doubt a judge would sentence her harshly because she was jealous of her LOOKS. Seriously. She is not being made an "example" of. Most celebrities get into trouble, do their time or community service or whatever bullshit lenient sentence they are given, and get over it. Look at all the celebs who have had trouble with the law and bounced back. She REPEATEDLY screws up…every time she is given a break, she somehow manages to do something to not meet her obligations or do what she is supposed to do. If it were you or me, we would have been in jail a LONG time ago. She is NEVER going to learn or get better if she doesn't learn that her actions have consequences, but because she has been given lenient sentences MANY times all she has learned is that she can get out of anything with enough money and fame. The judge is just jealous? Seriously! Use your brain for one millisecond.
Re: isabellatrix – I never said she was jealous of her "looks." That was all you! I said she was jealous and I mean by her "power" and her "money." This girl can go to any event she wants and get a swag bag worth $1000s. Her appearances can bring anywhere in the tens of $1000s but then she goes ahead and shoplifts despite having everything she wants at her deposal. The judge can't handle that because she's had to work for things. She's JEALOUS that her life is easy so she does what she can to make it harder. And no we wouldn't be a jail… my proof being the people I know who committed similar crimes and are in fact not in jail and never were.
OH DEAR this is awful i feel sad seeing her in cuffs xox yes the blush is awful
Re: Manda756 – I am sure they are some that get away with it but Lindsay isn't the only celebrity who has essentially gotten away with it. Paris Hilton is one. Nicole Ritchie is another. I wouldn't be jealous of Lindsay these days. She's done nothing to warrant or deserve anyone being envious of!
Re: suzyelizabeth – But what I'm trying to say is Lindsay has not gotten away it. Anything but. And Paris and Nicole had it better despite the fact that Nicole's DUI was much more dangerous considering she was driving the wrong way onto a freeway. She could have killed someone.