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Lindsay Lohan Strives For Some Remorse, Plans To Impress Judge Saunter With Her Sincerity

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But consider us not convinced.

According to her lawyer posing as a source close to Lindsay Lohan, after spending this morning being brought down about 50 pegs, LiLo has decided she is going to turn her life around. Watching Judge Stephanie Sautner throw the book at her today was an eye opening experience, one that has not only renewed her commitment to the terms of her probation, but also to being a better person all around.

Too bad her probation has already been revoked and putting in this much effort now is just a sign of being scares shizless of the slammer! Just saying…

Anyway, in an effort to prove this renewed sense of self, Lindsay plans to put in overtime at the morgue. Now that she has been bailed out, she's apparently prepared to show up tomorrow morning, bright and early, to start her community service. She then is ready to continue in this fashion every day between now and her next hearing on November 2.

Such commitment. Now let's see her actually do it.

Oh, we should add that the source also believes when Lindsay faces Judge Sautner again next month, she'll argue she doesn't deserve jail time.

But of course! Look at all the good she has done at the morgue! Please forget all the time she blew off the Women's Shelter downtown and her strangely conflicting stories on how she was able to complete her Shoplifter's Alternative and her court ordered therapy all while being in Europe for two-three weeks.

We're not buying it, LiLo. Sorry! The damage has been done. We don't think any amount of remorse would do you any good at this point … unless you're FINALLY willing to be sincere.

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20 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Strives For Some Remorse, Plans To Impress Judge Saunter With Her Sincerity”



  1. 1

    That is gonna be a pretty hard schedule to keep when she is hung over or coming off whatevr drug she is on. I cant imagine her making it throughone 8 hour shift!



  2. 2

    …..she wants to go to jail…..have fun Linz



  3. 3

    Did she think she was going to a Halloween party? What's with that makeup? This girl needs to be put away for her own good. Anyone remember when community service was something people did to help out and feel good about doing something good? Not about buying your way out of punishment? Yea…



  4. 4

    Go fuck yourself Perez! I for one believe Lindsay can and will keep her word, the rest of you haters can all go fuck off for all I care!

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    5

    I believe it's too late to save her from her current unfulfilled conditions of probation; but a steady stint at the morgue might influence her long term outcome at the hands of the court at the end of her probationary year, down the road.



  6. 6

    seriously…who the fuck is she fooling? I can't decide which is worse: the legal system being able to let losers like this fall through the cracks and get away with being assholes, or the whole celebrity cancer cell which lets people behave this way. Either way, i am counting the days until she ends up like Winehouse.



  7. 7

    She means it for about five whole minutes, then she will flit off to her next party that she can't miss and leave all her so-called 'promises' behind again. How many times has she promised that she will reform her ways in interviews, every damn interview it's the same thing, I have changed, I am no longer using drugs or alcohol, I am serious about acting, yada, yada, yada. She never changes though and she won't. Because she'll get out with another slap on the wrist, as usual. I bet for her next move she will call the paparazzi when she does her community service to prove to the judge that she's serious. Either before or after she will tweet that she's a victim and the system/judge are out to get her and that she always complies with everything. She's disgustingly predictable.



  8. 8

    Didn't she say she was going to take her last sentence seriously? This girl needs to be locked up and no bail should be posted. She thinks she can get away with everything, and she has so far. Someone needs to stop her before she gets any worse and the judge is the one to do it.

    Oh and fire you're make up artist. And you got duck lips. Not attractive.



  9. 9

    Did she purposefully put her makeup on to look like she's hollowed out or is she actually starting to look skeletonized? Or both? If I were that judge I'd be demanding a detailed drug test on top of a psych test.



  10. 10

    I think the community service and the probation and maybe going to jail for a couple of weeks or months is the absolute least of her problems. If this girl is progressing further into serious addiction like I think she may be, then she has a very hard and sad life ahead of her. It is really, really, really hard to get these young people to understand just how serious and devastating addiction can be. They only view addiction in terms of acute, physical addiction. They think, oh I can detox anytime. I'll quit and move on later when I am a little older and ready. They just don't realize until it's too late the depth of psychological and emotional addiction that never goes away. Years down the road they decide they want to turn over a new leaf. Get healthy and straight. And then, whoops, all of a sudden they are baffled as to why they can't stay sober any longer than a week not matter how hard they try. Forget the physical addiction, that is fairly easy to get over. Many times, emotionally, that monkey is on your back the rest of your life. And then all the scarring to your self esteem and all the havoc reeked. I think Lindsay is still young enough that she can be saved without really damaging her brain and becoming a full blown, hopeless addict. But she has to first be able to recognize what is happening to her, and I don't think she does.

  11. 6one9 says – reply to this


    11

    Lindsay does what Lindsay wants to do!
    Karma “““““““` will come collecting



  12. 12

    I love it when people KNOW she's a drug addict, KNOW how much she drank last night, when they can hardly think for than five seconds.

    Some people here are pathetic morons.



  13. 13

    C'mon girl give it a go



  14. 14

    Man, joke time is way over for this girl. Isn't there anyone who can help her?



  15. 15

    Hopefully working at the morgue will open her eyes. Maybe if she can see people that are brought in, who have died from drugs and alcohol, she will make a real effort to change. At this point I think she needs jail in order to LIVE. Any type of rehab she goes to will just be soft on her, and that obviously hasn't worked. She needs the shit scared out of her. Jail (as in a REAL sentence) or a near death OD might just be the only things that can shake her out of her self-centered destructive fog. Lord sakes, please get help, girl!



  16. 16

    I don't know which is worse, her inability to tell a truth or that make-up she's sporting. she's in for a big surprise when she's cleaning up guts and flesh in the morgue, hardly the glam parties she's fond of.



  17. 17

    Re: JennFrost – Where lindsay's downfall really gained speed is when the judge refused to charge her with a felony, and just charged her with a misdemeanor. Then when she broke probation, she would of been locked up in jail. They put her in rehab and she and others snuck out, drank, partied and got back in. She assaulted a worker there. She gets by with it. It is crazy, she's trying to convince the judge that she is cash flow short. I call BS on that, when she came back from Europe and went and either bought or leased a foreign car that would buy a big house. Her saying it was not fulfilling at the women's shelter, just shows how detached from humanity she really is. For her not to have a heart for a woman who has been beaten, raped, or many other bad things happen, losing her home, she cannot connect because she is too detached. She needs to get fulfilled and the only way she can is sincerely get fulfilled and have a reason to live is for her to give her life to Jesus Christ. Jesus can take that thirst of alcohol, the desire for the drugs she takes, the desire to party to all hours, He can take that all away and all she has to do is ask Him. Phil. 3:14 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. Please get help, Lindsey!



  18. 18

    The best thing she can do is shut up and follow through. She may be sincere, but the words ring hollow without actions. Linds… just stop , focus , and follow through on the work… and Dina - as a mom, forcing accountability to actions is key, even if there is a reason, it doesn't make it a valid excuse. Choosing to maintain focus on the things that will get her into a better place is not helped by sympathy. It sucks, it may be unfair to you, and you may see only good… but it isn't helping, it is enabling.



  19. 19

    God she looks awful…



  20. 20

    just saying, in the real world a person would be in jail already and probally do 5 yrs but since she is a socalled celebrity she gets off easy? wtf she should be in jail not some designer outfit!!!