Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
But consider us not convinced.
her lawyer posing as a source close to Lindsay Lohan, after spending this morning being brought down about 50 pegs, LiLo has decided she is going to turn her life around. Watching Judge Stephanie Sautner throw the book at her today was an eye opening experience, one that has not only renewed her commitment to the terms of her probation, but also to being a better person all around.
Too bad her probation has already been revoked and putting in this much effort now is just a sign of being scares shizless of the slammer! Just saying…
Anyway, in an effort to prove this renewed sense of self, Lindsay plans to put in overtime at the morgue. Now that she has been bailed out, she's apparently prepared to show up tomorrow morning, bright and early, to start her community service. She then is ready to continue in this fashion every day between now and her next hearing on November 2.
Such commitment. Now let's see her actually do it.
But of course! Look at all the good she has done at the morgue! Please forget all the time she blew off the Women's Shelter downtown and her strangely conflicting stories on how she was able to complete her Shoplifter's Alternative and her court ordered therapy all while being in Europe for two-three weeks.
We're not buying it, LiLo. Sorry! The damage has been done. We don't think any amount of remorse would do you any good at this point … unless you're FINALLY willing to be sincere.
[Image via WENN.]