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26 comments to “Don't Worry, Lindsay! The El Lay County Sherriff Says He'll Make A Special Place In Jail For You!”

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    This is all she is famous for!!!!! Does she own a mirror? Can she see how pathetic she has become or are the enablers around her (mom) and attension seeker (dad) not made enough off her sickness yet? I hope her PR team can lie well enough to justify there part in her death. If she was anyone else she would be in jail. But the reality is- she is at a point were all she represents is a trainwreck news story. She lies and everyone around her swears to it. How is she above the law? If there is any hope in all of this DCYF would take the remaining lohan money makers oh I mean kids and remove them from that sickness. I wish the media just would stop even reporting on her, she doesn't deserve the attension she gets and she loves it.She looks like a 47 year old piece of trash someone scrapped up off a truck stop floor somewhere in Missouri.

  2. 2

    Stop enjoying this so fuckin much, Mario! You're such a disgusting effin bully!

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    She should go to jail. It really is for her own good at this point.

  4. 4

    She doesn't have time for jail….too busy promoting her new line of feminine hygiene products "Fancy Strut".

  5. 5

    Crazy face.

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    Re: PixieCullen

    Quit being such a sour puss. You need some refreshing "Fancy Strut" products. May I suggest the soothing clit cream?

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    I feel sorry for her. Clearly she has a problem, and the people around her are not helping her. Where's her mother/father? If I was supposed to be in treatment, you can bet your ass my mama would be kicking my butt all the way there. Awhile back, I thought jail would help her, but that's not what she needs.

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    It is time for her to go to jail. Clearly that is what she wants. Obviously she is to far into some kind of addiction to help herself and no one around her is capable of doing it eiter so it is time for the legal system to step in. She has had chance after chance now the book should be thrown at her. Most likely it will be the best thing to happen to her if she sits in jail for a year - she will get clean and sober wether she likes it or not and all of her enablers will most likely fall by the way side.

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    She should just kill herself already. She was never really a good actress, so what she did the Parent Trap that was 13 years ago and Mean Girls wasn't THAT good. Even if she gets clean and sober no one will want to work with her after all this shit she's pulling now. Lindsay, it WON'T get better for you, so maybe suicide is your best option considering you never worked a real job in your life and once you get "clean and sober" you won't be landing any roles that will take you places. So suicide is your best option, I can't wait to wake up one morning and see your face plastered on the news because of your DEATH. Peace, bitch.

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    Why isn't she in jail yet?

  11. slite says – reply to this


    She has until Nov 2 to do 16 hours. She can do that in 2 days. I am not an apologist for her at all. I think she is thumbing her nose at any authority and I think she should have gone to jail prior to this BUT…she is not in violation of the judges instructions from yesterday, she is just rude and a liar.

    Now tell me on Nov 1 that she has done zero hours…then she will go to jail.

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    and guess who's paying for it YOU DUMBASS!!

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    Lindsay is in her mid 20's but has yet to grow up. I can't believe her Mother keeps defending her. Does she not see what is wrong? Stop pretending to be a supportive Mother, when clearly her fame and fortune is what is most important to you. Lindsay's handlers don't give a damn about her either. She HAS to go to jail or she will die like Amy Winehouse. Her looks have deteriorated at such a quick pace, that years of abuse on her body has taken its toll. She appears to be a decade older than she is, her hair color is horrible and her streaky make-up hardly demonstrates the looks of a "moviestar". Her career is over. She needs jail time, rehab and to move to the midwest and invest her money and go to college and start over. She can not handle this lifestyle.

  14. 14

    do celebrities not own clocks or cant tell time??? its really not that hard to be on time..

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    her mother is the one that deserves to go to jail. Now Mom is busy screwing up the younger sister so she can be the fmaily meal ticket. Very sad.

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    Can somebody punch both of her parents. This really isn't fun anymore.

  17. 17

    This is long over due. And maybe they can give her some makeup tips in the prison. Whats she using for rouge these days? Crack ash?

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    i don't even give a shit about the story, but the photo and caption on it are just fucking hilarious!

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    I doubt such contemplation or consideration is given to your standard crack whore. If they think this much about MizThing's addiction I hope they put some work in around facilitating the average addict that comes under their purview.

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  21. 21

    Whatever Happened To Baby Lindsay?

    I've written a letter to daddy…his address is heaven above…I've written dear daddy we miss you…and wish you were with us to love…

    For all of you who don't understand what I'm talking about here. Lindsay Lohan is transforming into Bette Davis' character from Whatever Happened To Baby Jane right before our eyes.

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


    Hollywood rehab doesn't seem to work for her. Being in jail and not having access at all along with a drug program looks to be her only chance now.

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    she needs to hit rock bottom to put her life back on track. She also needs to get away from LA and NY and go to some town in the middle of nowhere to get her life back on track.

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    rehab not jail but one u have to stay there cant get out of and like for 3 months or 4 shes too young for jail and too naieve . i dont like the tone of this law guy.. sounds icky

  25. @v@ says – reply to this


    Anyone notice that she looks like that surprised cat in this pic? Lol.

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    She is beyond lucky to have avoided jail so far, she should have counted her blessings and spent dawn ’till dusk in that morgue. If they don't send her to jail this time, they're worse off than she is. Go to jail, Lindsay - and grow the hell up.