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The Tale Of Lindsay Lohan: Five Years In On Her Ten Year Plan

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My how time does fly!

Five years ago, there was a very different Lindsay Lohan in our lives.

Five years ago, Lindsay had just come off of the success of Mean Girls and was making the rounds promoting her latest (and subsequently last) Disney flick, Herbie Fully Loaded. The buzz around LiLo was that she was about to start a movie with the legendary Jane Fonda, as well as take a role in the A-List collaborative piece, Bobby and an indie with Meryl Streep. Lindsay had her whole life in front of her and while her second album failed to impress and the "paparazzi" caused LiLo to get into two "accidents," everyone was still convinced this was the start of Lindsay's rise to superstardom.

Five years ago, on this very day, at the tender age of 20, she was asked where she saw herself in 10 years. She told In Style Magazine about her plan, saying:

"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."

Alright, well … Let's see how well she is doing five years into the plan:

Not married, but she still has time for that. Surely any guy - or gal - would be lucky to have her.

She has her house, which we spent quiet a lot of time in recently when she was ordered to go under house arrest for failing a random drug test, which was part of her longstanding probation, which was just revoked yesterday.

She has a lot of records, if you count criminal records. By our count, she's been in and out of jail more times than any other starlet her age and we're pretty sure she holds some kind of record for having the most glamorous mug shots!

But as for that Oscar, well, that might be a tough one. She could at least get nominated if she finally finalized her deal to star in the Gotti movie…but that will be hard for her to do behind bars, where she is most likely to be come November 2nd.

So, she hasn't been doing THAT WELL with keeping to her goals.

On the positive side though, she's still got five more years to get all this done. Well … four, if she goes to prison in a month!

Make them count, girl!

[Image via WENN.]

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67 comments to “The Tale Of Lindsay Lohan: Five Years In On Her Ten Year Plan”

  1. 1

    and what have you accomplished?

  2. 2

    Drugs will do that.

  3. 3

    It is sad, because she did have potental

    but she also had a mother & father who were nothing more than scum sucking pigs

  4. 4

    Hurtful Mario… are you looking push her off the cliff? She is well passed an arrogant little brat, or spoiled… she is hanging by her fingertips. You shouldn't take advantage and enjoy the moment so much.. it is very sick. Lindsey if I were you I would just take a shower show up to the judge and embrace your fate. Dropping onto a jail house pillow is softer than the rock bottom you are trying to avoid.

  5. 5

    We're talking about a human being; with drug problems, no childhood, violent father and most important harrased non-stop by the media since her puberty.. of course she hast made the best decisions but making this kind of remarks isnt going to help anybody, you're making a cruel satire of all the mistakes in her life, and when you're in th bottom and you cant see the light, this kind of nasty comments are the ones make you lose all faith

  6. 6

    If she would get her act together she could be that girl again.

  7. 7897 says – reply to this


    She looks like shit ! WTH has she done to herself ??????? She looks so old.

  8. 8

    She needs to go back to her red/brunette hair. This blonde gives her such a washed out look. Very few people actually look good in that colour. Hope she gets her shit together.

  9. 9

    My god those before and after photos are horrifying. For her to say she's not on something is bullshit. Its sucks that her bottom feeder parents couldn't tell her no and teach her boundries at a young age. Instead they just go and try to leech off of her for money.

  10. 10

    I'm sorry this is just hurtful… clearly she needs to be reminded of how big of an EPIC FAIL her life has become. She had such potential, but clearly threw that away. Sad.

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  12. 12

    Journalist of perezhilton.com I have just one word for you : Karma… watch your butts.

  13. mouse says – reply to this


    Yes, Perez. Very sad where she was is now compared to 5 years ago.

    You need to lay the fuck off. It's like you're enjoying the drama. I enjoy watching a train wreck as much as the next person, but you cross the line big time. You seem to hope it'll get worse. You look like you're having fun.

    Worst of all, I can imagine you're looking forward to writing her obituary when it happens (though let's not kid ourselves - you'd be happy to exclusively report how "sad, sad" it was that a "potentially striking beauty of an actress" finally "succumbed to drug-induced heart failure." And don't forget the part about how she was your "best friend.")

    If you want anyone in a billion years to NOT think you're a bully, you should probably stop being part of the problem.

    Stop enjoying yourself so damn much. It's sick.

  14. 14

    Look at those pictures of her, could've been two different people. Sadly, I saw it coming even then, the signs were there quite early. It's sickening that this is the result of her own parents neglect and abuse. Disgusting and tragic.

  15. 15

    She's the Barbara Payton of our times…..so sad…

  16. 16

    Holy Crap has she become a HAG ! This just goes to show you what coke, dope, redbull/vodka, cigarettes, Gerard Butler's dick, Sam Ronson's cooter, and sleeping with have of HollyWood does to you ! Ten years from now she will be mourning her youth and good looks, and all that was wasted living life in the fast lane…freeway, snort, coke…you get the picture !

  17. yeez says – reply to this


    This isn't news…you wrote this as a vile attack on a young woman who looks like she is on the verge of death and is struggling against very real addiction problems. BULLY.

    "Surely any guy - or gal - would be lucky to have her." Sounds like a snide, bullying remark about her sexuality. From Mr. Gay Rights. REALLY?

    Five years ago you had a blog that got 500+ comments on every post. Now you write a blog that is failing so badly that you might as well be polishing brass on the Titanic for a living. The majority of people who still comment are mocking you and your hypocritical views on the world. She's a mess, but you're way more pathetic.

  18. 18

    Re: SlaveMeh – No, she can never become that girl again. Better? Maybe. But mentally healthy? Never.

  19. 19

    She shore is Ugleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

  20. 20

    throw in some STD's this girl is BUT NASTY…jail will save the guys at the gloryhole a trip to the health dept.

  21. 21

    Ok people dont understand how drugs is addictive and what it can do !! & perez i like your page but you keep talking shit about her and when she dies you will start saying all this nice things.. this isn't motivating her to become a better person.. have some pitty.

  22. 22

    Stop the bullying Perez!

  23. 23

    I thought you weren't bullying anymore because you know all those gays are killing themselves over being bullied so you wanted to better yourself. The only purpose of this post is to bully Lohan. You're a piece of shit, Mario.

  24. 24

    You are a horrible person, and this is a horrible site. It's one thing to post about her behavior and antics and make silly and snarky comments..but this is immoral. So pointless unless you are trying to drive someone over the edge. I doubt she will even see this, but regardless this only shows what kind of sad people write for this site…

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? She hasn't had it easy and has been enabled by most peoplein her life, but what about you? We all get where we are supposed to go either by taking the long or short road. No one is perfect. I don't even like her, but this post is straight up nasty and cruel. You are really mean spirited and sick…. boo to you… BOO!

  25. 25

    This was just unnecessary. It's not news, it's just you being a bully. Yea, Lindsay needs to get her act together and by this point since everyone around her is an enabler, the law needs to force her to do so. But this wasn't necessary.
    Also, 6 out of the 8 stories on the current second page have the comments turned off. Wtf.

  26. 26

    Re: yeez – LMAO @ "polishing brass on the Titanic"

    so true… I miss the old site that was actually interesting

  27. 27

    she definitely looks like she's been using meth for the past 5 years.

  28. 28

    It's a helluva drug.

  29. 29

    Jesus Perez, don't you realize the jail time is just research for the Gotti film? Thats how you earn oscars!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30

  31. 31


  32. 32

    She needs to do thisd work in the morgue - also with aids patients, abused women, etc. - Hag neesds to get over herself, otherwise she is doomed to live the coke-filled, HollyWood orgy life-style that has so aged her ! What is she gonna make of all of this in a few years, when she is 40 ? ?

  33. 33

    She is starting to get a 'Baby Jane' look about her these days ….

  34. 34

    Meth Face needs to spend a year in Iowa !

  35. 35

    Perez. Posters number 4, 5, 13,17,21,22,23,24,25 Have said everything I wanted to say, much better than I can say it. You need to STOP pounding on Lindsay. You. Are. A. Bully.
    You have spent too much time with Paris Hilton and you need counseling, Perez.

  36. 36


  37. 37

    Re: Alexima – NO ! She needs TOUGH LOVE ! ! !

  38. 38

    Go back to sucking cock and doing coke Mario

  39. 39

    You're doing the exact same thing you did to Britney by pushing her over the edge. You're a disgrace.

  40. 40

    Re: alanbrickman – Agreed. Bully BULLY BULLY. He can claim all he wants that he's a supper happy sweet "newly changed because I lost a lot of weight" perez. He will always be the disgusting rude and vile person he has always been. Buts it's okay, because he was "born that way"… Pathetic

  41. 41

    Stop bullying. How can you have the audacity to post all these anti-bully posts and then you do shit like this? This is a bully, Perez. This is what you are preaching to everyone to stop. What you are doing right now, is being a bully. Please, please, please see that. Take the high road and don't post about her. Sure, you'll lose a lot of hits, but you'll actually be doing the right thing. This is your chance, Perez. Do the right thing or not.

  42. 42

    Lindsay looks sad and not well, but she needs to be reminded about where she was and where she is now. It's more important than ever that Lindsay surround herself with people are truly there for her.

    It's tough love, but hopefully she has family and friends around her that can help pull her out of this. If she is really serious about getting her career on track, she needs to get out of LA for a few years and pull herself together. Hollywood loves a comeback…

  43. 43

    lol poor lindsay she was a very good actress I remember she was my idol when she realeased her first album I even had posters of her now there's no chance in hell she would be my idol and I would never have a poster of again look at her face now! she has crazy and creepy ayes her teeth is drestroyed by drugs she really makes me angry she could've had everything and she fucked up and didn't learn a thing! she keeps making a mess and she begs for money

  44. 44

    I usually don't agree with Perez these days on anything but when it comes to Lindsay, he's sadly right. She's destroyed her life and did so when she had SUCH potential. She was adorable and despite her parents, was doing well for herself. She was healthy, curvy, seemingly happy, and then it just all suddenly changed. It didn't even seem like it was gradual; just like a switch going on, or off. I feel bad for her because she has such instability and enablers in her life. Sadly, I think it's going to take some major, major solutions before she sees any of it. She is going to have to learn that her actions warrant severe consequences and if it were anyone else, they'd certainly have had more proper punishment. She shouldn't be above the law just because she was once famous, not just infamous.

  45. 45

    yes and who was she friends with when starting out on the ”drugs”

    if she went to rehab instead of jail for a couple years she might have a chance of getting all those things in the next 5 years..

    you should be thanking her for keeping ur site alive .. ! her and denise richards shorts shot lol

  46. 46

    Nasty looking piece of shit…..

  47. 47

    I have never been a fan of Lindsay Lohan even when she was healthy, but looking at those pictures side by side is heartbreaking. We all know she doesn't look good but I hadn't realized how terrible she really looked until you put these pictures together. Wow. I'm not going to bash the girl and I'm sure as hell not going to defend her. Here's hoping she can (gracefully?) step out of the spotlight.

  48. 48

    Oohhhmg….i dont mean to laugh at that 2011 pic but who can help not to?? girl need HELP, she is cccrrraaazy. all kinda crazy. smokin too much shit look at her eyes.

  49. 49

    although she is an adult we all watched this coming as a result of bad parenting. there is no stability in that family unit for those kids to nuture from! its sad!

  50. 50

    Obviously, there is something wrong with her. Would someone HELP her?

  51. 51


  52. 52

    Perez is not doing anything wrong here people he is only stating the FACTS. I used to love her personally BUT I stopped being a fan due to her behavior, drugs or no drugs, she acts like a spoiled brat which she will continue to do until she UNTIL people actually start cutting her off and not continue to give ger 150 billion chances. Shame on her Mother first of all who just stands by and enables her to do what she wants in order for HER to keep making $$, here is a suggestion Mama Lohan, why dont you do the opposite of what Brintney Spears Dad did and you STOP managing her and let hire someone else to manage her and turn her ass around!! 2nd of all shame on the judge at this point for also enabling her behavior and not hold her accountable, no judge or court would ever give us NORMAL people any such leeway. When is enough going to be enough? When she is 6ft under?? SO sad!

  53. 53

    Re: Antonio Vv – so true. perez, you're putting a lot of pressure on a mentally ill person. isn't it most important that she become healthy? the facts are right but you can present them in a more loving way. i just hope that lindsay has learned to ignore the bad press … wish her all the best, because - yes, she is a human being!

  54. 54

    Re: Munchkinsmom

    You think because something is a "fact" means it's not bullying? So, if people want to call overweight people "fat" it's okay because it's true? Or someone who is special needs, it's okay to call them "retarded" because "it's a fact."

  55. 55

    I know Perez you think you are helping with this type of fact analysis but it is truth that you are bullying and it is so funny how you are so quick to point out peoples mistakes and improper non PC attitude to them but in fact you do it all the time to others just for things you find OK to you, you can make fun of them because it not a PC thing to you…hey its still wrong…people will still read you…you can help Linsay you just dont have to be rude about it and sarcastic…print the photo…we can see she is looking alful! She is on the road to death everyone knows its so sad and her family doesnt even care Sadder…why push her more…thats not help! Its mean!

  56. 56

    Quote 4 Perez - Fake people will wish you the best, just as long as that best benefits them.Quote 4 Linsay- Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind. Now a quote 4 both-Haters only hate the things that they can't get and the people they can't be.
    Unknown quotes Now from Me 2 both-You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.~Sandra Bullock

  57. 57

    Ryan- I don't agree with anyone bullying anyone period! There is a difference between expressing your opinion and going after someone head on non stop, the latter is not the case in MY opinion but it evidently is in YOUR'S which is ok too. Maybe it seems like she is a constant target because SHE makes herself one? If she actually took the step in admitting she has issues and getting help I am sure Perez would be the 1st one to commend her and if she were to get help maybe she would not be a constant topic of conversation.

  58. 58

    I just feel so bad for her. I loved her in her Mean Girls and Friday the 13th days. The first non-cartoon movie I saw in theaters was her in "Parent Trap" and loved her, because we were the same age. She used to be one of those acresses you felt connected to, but not anymore. It's so obvious that she needs help.

  59. 59

    Wow, she looks gorgeous in the first picture! I mean, absolutely beautiful. I hope she see's this so she can see blonde is not working for her. The girl is NOT without hope, its the horrible hair color that washes her out and ages her. If she went back to brunette, and eased up on her make up she could look that way again. And get off the drugs, of course!

  60. 60

    Damn.. look how she used to look.. completely different person.. and drugs is a choice people.. son't blame others.. I and many other have had a shitty childhood and didn't resort to drugs to fix it.. she had it made.. what a waste..

  61. 61

    You are a disgusting, insecure person. You are so bias it hurts to read. She is very very sick and you should not be mocking people batling one of the deadliest disseases - addiction. You should be ashamed of yourself, I think I liked you better when you were drawing coke out of everyone's noses, at least then you weren't pretending to be a good person which you OBVIOUSLY aren't. I pity you.

  62. Lushh says – reply to this


    I like how E! News posted this story first about her 10 year plan, and you ripped it off. You just changed the words around a little. Lame sauce.

  63. 63

    Oh, Lindsay … :(

    She was so beautiful, and is so talented. If she could get healthy and get back to work she could be that girl again, at least close to it. People are being mean by saying she's permanently wrecked herself, she's 25 and her body would bounce right back if she stops whatever she's doing right now. She looks unhealthy, but when she sobered up last time she really started looking great again, like the old Lindsay and she started talks about several major films. She blew it yet again and it's heartbreaking because everyone wants her to get back to being healthy. The bravest thing she could do is admit her problems, maybe not publicly but she needs to face them nonetheless. She needs to get back into a rehabilitation program, she needs to change her life around and stay away from this awful lifestyle. She's a brilliantly talented young woman, and she's throwing it away. She needs to stop trying to excuse herself from her mistakes, and own up to them, deal with them and leave them behind her. All that being said, she needs to reclaim her image, as the vollumptous red head movie star. Blonde just DOES NOT work for her. It's such a massive contrast to her natural complexion and fake tan doesn't help. Everyone loved Lindsay that way, Lindsay seemed to love herself that way for the longest time and then she changed….

  64. 64

    Courtney Love 2.

  65. 65

    che puta

  66. 66

    Do you think she wanted to turn out this way? Do you place all of the blame on her? Because it seems to me that a person would have to have had a pretty horrendous childhood to spiral so far into addiction and denial at such a young age. I had high hopes for her and it pains me to see the state that she's in these days. I really wish I could help her in someway, but since I'm just a normal person I suppose all I can do is hope that she turns her life around before we lose her like we lost Amy. I simply do not understand how you can take so much joy in her suffering. You are a truly sick and cruel individual.

  67. 67

    he enjoys watching her demise just like he criticized and berated britney spears when she was extremely mentally ill. who he now kisses ass to and puts her up on a pedestal like he never said any cruel or hurtful thing about her. he would do the same with lindsay too if she actually managed to finally get on the right track and restart her career.