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Lindsay's A No-Show At The Morgue! Coroner's Office Prepared To Notify Judge Sautner!!!

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Somewhere right now, Judge Stephanie is talking out her earrings and is preparing to hand Lindsay's ass back to her - again!

Guess that feeling of deep remorse didn't last very long as the L.A. County Morgue reveals that Lindsay Lohan has NOT reported to her assigned community service this morning. Yesterday, Judge Stephanie was very clear that Lindsay, if she were to make bail, had to report immediately to the morgue to fulfill her probation requirements. Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM … and she's still not there!

Her assistant did call at 7:40 to say they were ten minutes away, but whether that was to the Coroner's office or the Canadian border remains to be seen!

So now, the wheels are in motion for a world of more trouble for La Lohan. The Coroner's Office has decided to turn her away if she does actually show her face and officials have notified the Probation's Volunteer Center, who will in turn, call Judge Stephanie to let her know of Lindsay's disregard of her blatant orders - AGAIN!


Heads are soooo gonna roll! We can't WAIT to see witness the wrath of Sautner when she gets wind of this!!!

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21 comments to “Lindsay's A No-Show At The Morgue! Coroner's Office Prepared To Notify Judge Sautner!!!”

  1. 1

    Oh goodlord she is late on the first day! This girl just cant get her shit together can she. et me guess she is too hung over or high to show up but htey are going to say she was 'working" or some other lame ass excuse. She should be in jail TODAY!

  2. bobo says – reply to this


    What does it matter? She isn't going to do her community service because she doesn't want to - she will come up with a wrath of excuses as to why she can't do it, and the judge will let her off again. She'll get reassigned somewhere else, somewhere more "fulfilling" and she'll screw that up, and this will just go on, and on, and on … It's so pathetically sad.

  3. 3

    Big surprise……NOT.

  4. 4

    First off- who the f did her makeup for court yesterday? The outfit was bad, but the long brown stroke up each cheek is ridiculous.

    Second- the media, as a whole, needs to just stop reporting everything on Lindsay. Make her invisible, and she will eventually go away. Who cares what she does? She will never be punished as much as a normal citizen would.

    I hope the judge decides to send her away for a good, long while to contemplate life, and maybe she'll realize she isn't above the law. Fat chance!

  5. 5

    I don't get it she should just be thrown into jail already. She never going to learn her lesson.

  6. 6

    Did you really expect that spoiled little girl to show up at THE MORGUE!?!?
    She's a loser. Lock her up!

  7. 7

    Great makeup job - looks so natural!!!

  8. 8

    cant wait for her mom to start posting again how we should feel bad for her and its not her fault its the courts, ours and the photogs.

  9. 9

    If this is true… what is going on in her head. It's such a shame.

  10. 10

    She is genius in realizing the ONLY thing keeping her in the news is her antics with this probation bs. She's just doing ti for the publicity. Everyone is falling for it too Perez being the most.

  11. 11

    The judge said she had to do 16 hours per week before her next court appearance on Nov 2nd. She doesn't have to go today. She can go tomorrow or the next day etc. Get your facts straight.

  12. 12

    Can't wait to see her in "I Know Who Killed Me 2" co-starring Vanessa Hudgens. Written & Directed by Dina Lohan. Opens nationwide December 1st!!

  13. 13

    Re: Tambourinecrazygirl – thats fine, it shows how short minded and just plain dumb she is. each time she pulls these stunts yeah we talk about her but lately especially with the casey anthony thing, we the public are starting to realizing we have the power to make or break them. and each stunt like this makes us not like her that much more, makes her that much more of a joke and like casey if we don't wanna watch you wont get paid. she just keeps jamming that knife in her careers side with her very very short sighted actions

  14. 14

    I would have camped out on the steps the night before… there is alot more going on in her head than being spoiled. Spoiled brats still look out for their own interests when they have no change, she is self sabotaging. Maybe she needs to be in a quiet cell for awhile, I am tired just looking at her. She needs rest and isolation.

  15. 15

    Re: Eagle Eye – Still standing up and appointment isn't a good sign for getting it done. And Mario is a bad manipulater of facts especially with LiLo, damn his hate for her is palpable… he actually comes across happy and excited when he writes this stuff.

  16. 16

    That's funny, I just read an article that said she's been there since around 8:20 this morning, just because she didn't check in with you doesn't mean she's not there

  17. 17

    Re: toolman85 – actually through all this and certainly now I just wish she'd make a comeback. I'd be stunned and if a director could rangle her down and she did it, coming out with a great movie. I think that would be a comeback bigger than Britney and all them combined. People want to see her turn it around once and forall.

  18. 18

    STFU about her already! We're tired of reading every other post about this damn girl. She's a fuck up, we all know it except you who won't stop beating on this dead fish of a story. If she gave you at least one second of her day you would be licking her twat like a Cuban sandwich. It's hysterically funny and obvious that she dissed you somewhere somehow because you're acting like a middle school girl on the attack. Poor poor fat ill shaped Mario…..your wittle wittle feelings get hurt by La Lohan?

  19. 19

    Stop trying to shade your bloated face in an attempt to make your cheeks look slim! It doesn't work.

  20. 20

    Re: Tambourinecrazygirl – i agree people do want that, i just don't understand why. what did she do beside being a celeb that makes everyone still root for her after all the b.s, the lies, the entitlment, rude behavior, drugs, laughing at our legal system, manipulating our legal system, kidnapping etc etc etc….i just can't help but feel if alot of the people who support her would support someone else who wasnt a movie star but did all those things…fame shouldnt excuse being a bad member of society and a arshole.

  21. 21

    Late on her first day after her hearing. This girl is so screwed up. I would have been there 30 minutes early waiting in the car. She is so out of it and in some fantasy world. If I am not mistaken all this is from a drunk driving pull over about 4 years ago or so. All she had to do is pay a fine, attend drunk classes and this would have all been over years ago. When she is thrown in jail for a year maybe then she will figure out what a loser she is.