Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly arrived for her shift at the El Lay County Morgue - EARLY!
Like, sun-not-up-yet EARLY!
Wow! Wonder the last time she was up for that - you know, not including when she's being dragged home from a night out on the town!