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Lindsay Lohan FINALLY Accepts A Playboy Offer Worth $1 Million-ish!

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Times are tough and bail bondsmen don't pay themselves. A girl has got to do what a girl has got to do.

For YEARS, Playboy has been after Lindsay Lohan to do a nudie spread for the magazine. They offered her everything from money to creative rights and everything in-between and still, every time they wanted her, Linds shot them down. But the thing we've learned along the way is that if you want something badly enough from a celebrity - and you've got the capitol - all it really takes is money and patience. In time, they'll just come to you!

And in fact, LiLo's team did approach Hugh Hefner and Co., asking that Linds be paid no less that $1 million dollars to show everyone what she has got. They countered with $750K, which Lindsay apparently scoffed at and was ready to walk away from the deal completely. However, the second offer made to her by playboy was much closer to her original figure and so, she signed on the dotted line for her first Playboy spread.

How do we know this for sure? Let's just ask her rep. Her rep reveals:

"I can neither confirm or deny at this time."

If it wasn't true, then he would say so. Playing coy means things are almost a done deal and that he can't share any of those details at this time.

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Think they'll rent out the morgue for the shoot? Is that too fetishy?

[Image via WENN.]

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63 comments to “Lindsay Lohan FINALLY Accepts A Playboy Offer Worth $1 Million-ish!”



  1. 1

    ah the decent into porn…it begins!



  2. 2

    I can think of no straight male, myself included who would find this chewed up, strung out, dirty, used, lezzer attractive in anyway shape or form. Playboy know this and only want to get kudos on the deal. They better have some other decent women that month. She is too disgucting for words. Not even slighty sexy. Not even a little. She brushes her teeth with custard.



  3. 3

    Let the airbrushing begin. Tragic.



  4. 4

    ..and this is supposed to be something we haven't already seen before?



  5. 5

    As a blonde she looks like a Morlock from the 1960 flick Time Machine.



  6. 6

    Lou Taylor is a Christian …. now we know why she and Lilo parted ways …. she was most likely against Lilo signing with Playboy. While some actresses may profit from posing in Playboy, Lilo will most likely not … nor will Playboy. Lilo will just continue her descent in obscurity …. her next "movie" will undoubtedly be porn.



  7. 7

    This is gonna put me off tuna for life.



  8. 8

    LOLLOL!!! Doesn't the stupid publisher's realize you can see her all, just rent "Machette." Why would anyone but her die hard fans, want to see her anyway?



  9. 9

    Scratch and sniff?

  10. tl805 says – reply to this


    10

    She will just use Marilyn Monroe as her excuse on why she did it to the media. Marilyn Monroe is supposedly her idol. Kim Kardashian used the same excuse for her playboy shoot



  11. 11

    I don't know any straight guy who would want to see her pose for playboy now. She's dirty, kind of wrinkly, really saggy tits, and looks like she smells. I don't know if playboy is going to make much money out of that. Maybe people would buy it for the shock factor, but not because they think it's hot :/



  12. 12

    Damn, she must be desperate as hell xD .. that shit is going to be photo shopped like a mother fucker.. too bad.. thing is we already seen all of her xD



  13. 13

    SO NOW AFTER PAGING THRU 1000'S OF ADVERTISMENTS YOU GET TO SEE A NUDE DRUNK COKE WHORE HOW WONDERFUL



  14. 14

    I can't belive how low playboy has sunk



  15. 15

    But she's already posed full frontal before



  16. 16

    Oh YUCK!!!! How disgusting….now we know that Hef has lost his mind. God….there is nothing pretty about this trash….Boy….bet mommy is so super proud. YUCK!!



  17. 17

    Re: Cha_Cha_the famous – What fans? She can't possibly have any. Even the psychos think she's trash.



  18. 18

    Playboy's photoshop artist has their work cut out for them. There isn't a single part of this hags body that can be left as is.



  19. 19

    She's a prostitute with a serious addiction. She needs the money because she's a junkie. She's got no class. Courtney Love.



  20. 20

    Oh, how the trainwrecks have fallen! She didn't do Playboy before because she thought she was above it, how times have changed. She must be pretty desperate for cash to pay for her drug habit, because we know she doesn't pay her people. Just wait until her lawyers and others on her 'payroll' have to get paid, she'll be sued up the wazoo.



  21. 21

    Re: Elron Hubbard - Con Man – LOL.She probably smells like Ronson's saliva.



  22. 22

    At least now she will get her nasty teeth fixed.



  23. 23

    She is just sad



  24. 24

    Re: docboy506 – Im not sure she would!!!



  25. 25

    so sad. so talented but just so sad.



  26. 26

    Ewwww, she is such a freckled whore who would want to see that



  27. 27

    omg everyones mad cuz they know lindsay will sell millions of copies
    and they can't



  28. 28

    Oh how the mighty have fallen? Didn't Kim K do the same thing? Oh right, Kim was just a slut to begin with. Nevermind.



  29. 29

    10 yrs too late Lindsey noone wants to see the fire crotch again.



  30. 30

    Hey Piggy, I remember you saying during your video New Year's Resolutions that you want to spend a lot of time nude, now that you have slimmed down. Why don't you make yourself available to "Playgirl"? I know DWTS, American Idol, etc have all rejected you, but with a photo shoot, you might be able to get that little house for you and Teresita, Babs, and, yes, a yard for Teddy! We would find out if your new drapes match your old carpet. I'd be willing to bet you'd sell more magazine than Lindsay.



  31. 31

    stop being such and ass to her, it's obvious she's ill and in a bad place, way to kick a horse when it's down. why don't you run your jacked face into a fucking wall.



  32. 32

    Re: Cha_Cha_the famous – She used a body double in "Machete".



  33. 33

    Sad.



  34. 34

    Playboy and the lead in "Human Centipede 3"! You get it, girl!



  35. 35

    EWWW that is jsut nasty! is playboy really that hard up for models or is this Hugh's idea of charity work? With all the millions of women out of work he could not find one beautiful lady willing to pose for $1million dollars so he had to use this skank. I dont hink it is fair to make someone airbrush her pictures the poor artisit has nothing too work with!



  36. 36

    Didn't we already see her spread getting out of a limo, for free?



  37. 37

    Re: Gilbert Bumpucker – Playgirl's out of business. There is always Blueboy, though.



  38. 38

    M-I-S-T-A-K-E!



  39. 39

    I'm guessing that this is going to be for their December cover, which is normally a celebrity, right? I think why this is sad is because Playboy is usually something aspiring actresses, models, etc. do when they are no names and trying to climb up. However, Lindsay was once very successful but screwed it up so this is her desperately trying to hang on. Plus, she needs money because no other directors are knocking at her door.



  40. 40

    Re: HAWTSTUFF – no she is a rotten person, thinks she is better than everyone else, acts like a brat, has no respect and she deserves the slide her life is on, maybe she will come back down to earth



  41. 41

    not buying, don't wanna see it, could see it for free if i did. why does anyone buy porno mags now anyhow…if you wanna look at that stuff its free all over the internet



  42. 42

    OMG this bitch is so desperate. i wish hefner would've told her to kick rocks, she's washed up. god, well don't show her firecrotch.hope they have a prodigy at photoshop on hand

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    Firing the manager and then signing for the million might save on commission. I'm going to give her a break. Maybe she's paying the bills for her siblings and Co. and is doing what she has to do here. (Even though movie coin would have been preferable, but that's not looking up for her right now.) At least she has an ace in the hole. She does photograph nicely.

  44. barny says – reply to this


    44

    Even though she does not look anywhere as good as she used too,I stiil want to see lindsays big,saggy,freckle covered boobs.



  45. 45

    Playboy… you're better than that.



  46. 46

    Perez!!! 'Think they'll rent out the morgue for the shoot?" You're incorrigible!! That being said they'd probably sell a lot more copies of Playboy if they did. I think it would look a bit better for LL though if she waited until she had done her community service and was done with her legal problems at least. The optics, as they say, of trying to redeem your reputation and be seen as a serious actress while posing nude, because that's apparently all there is, are bad.



  47. 47

    WOW. WHAT a down-ward spiral ! What self-respecting actress wouold be exposing her cooter at this stage of her career … ? Sad - so sad ! And, as IF we have not already seen her tits, cooter, etc. Really - this is the nail in the coffin of her so-called career.



  48. 48

    Playboy must be desperate for publicity. Whod want to see that naked? Shes hard enough to take with her clothes on these days.



  49. 49

    Can I give everyone some Fiancial Advice ? Buy into the co that produces 'airbrushing material, 'cos there is gonna have to be a TON used to make this SKANK presentable for the pages of PLAYBOY ! The stock price will double 1 !

  50. chiro says – reply to this


    50

    So gross!!!! Who wants to see a naked crack head?! it will be the WORSE selling Playboy ever! Hugh Heffner is getting old and senile if bad that skank a milliopn to pose nude!!!!
    Just the thought of her naked makes me want to throw up!!!!



  51. 51

    yeahhhhhh….. no. perez, that was hilarious: "bail bondsmen dont pay for themselves".. duh



  52. 52

    Lindsay is SO Much Better Than This !



  53. 53

    Kind of embarrassing for her to go this route. And she isn't as hot as she was 5 years ago when she was a RED HEAD.



  54. 54

    hasn't everyone already seen this woman's sad tits and vagina already?
    Oh right, I guess these ones will be air brushed.

  55. Lushh says – reply to this


    55

    Well she already did that Marilyn shoot where she showed her tits, and her vajayjay plays peek a boo with the papz on a regular basis. Sooo there won't be any surprises in that issue. Hopefully they airbrush those freckles.



  56. 56

    Hon, the airbrush artists are gonna be working OVERTIME on this one !



  57. 57

    They will likely giver her coke and pot and meth at the shoot to have her do outrageous things - ride a pistol, shot-gun, cow, milk-jug, stuffed animal, lamp-base…anything to show how freaky she is !



  58. 58

    They should also pay Demi Whore a million…to pose WITH her clothes on ! LOLOLOLOLOL !



  59. 59

    How LOW can Lilo go ….. ? !



  60. 60

    Next stop: a porn movie!



  61. 61

    YUCKY………..



  62. 62

    Where's the mystery? She's most likely shaven. We've already seen her tits. Face and eyes aren't full of energy anymore. There's an air of desperation all over this! This playboy spread will go down in the Guinness book for most sympathetic head shakes ever received!



  63. 63

    Re: sassafras – for some scenes, yes, not all (unfortunately).