Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The crazy man who's been stalking Madonna, breaking into her house, and just plain terrorizing her has been locked up in the place with all those ugly white jackets.
Grzegorz Matlok was originally deported to Poland after breaking into Madge's house the first time, but the loon returned and broke into her house yet AGAIN!
The thirty year old told police Madonna had given him permission to stay there…
Judge Deborah Taylor did the right thing and sentenced him to an indefinite stay in psychiatric hospital treatment. He obviously needs all the help he can get!
Nobody screws with Madonna and gets away with it. Just ask the hydrangeas, ha!
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