That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Oh, just WAIT till you hear what really set him off!
Last night, Michael Lohan was arrested in Tampa, FL. for attacking his on-again, off-again girlfriend Kate Major - again! The only thing played out just like it did back in March, chest pains and all, and now, Michael finds himself behind bars in a local county jail.
Following Michael's arrest, Kate spoke with the police about the abuse and why Michael exploded on her the way he did. According to the police report, Kate told officials that Michael started yelling at her about their upcoming domestic violence court hearing from the time he beat on her in March and things got heated quickly. She alleges that pushed her around multiple times and squeezed her arms tightly. She further claims that Mike told her he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist," then added he planned to toss her off the balcony of the 4th apartment.
But the kicker came after the threats of more violence and even death, when he announced he would follow through with his plans to fatally hurt her unless she dropped the charges and gave him a "bl*w job."
Well, nice to know what his priorities are!
Kate further revealed that this was the second night in a row that Michael had done harm to her. The night before, he showed up at her apartment and their verbal dispute also became physical. When she threatened to call police then, Michael banged his head on a door violently, causing his forehead to bleed. She added that she was too "scared" to call the cops the first night, but that she had regretted it.
You Lohans. You're nothing if not consistent, huh?