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The Church Of Scientology Vs. South Park

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church of scientology vs south park

Those are some IN-TENSE enemies you've got there, South Park! Hell, pretty soon they're going to have their own Super Power Building!

We were seriously creeped out to learn that the Church of Scientology reportedly launched an investigation against South Park through "informants, public records, and various other means" in an effort to search for "vulnerabilities" in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's lives. WTF?!?

Even though the Church wasn't able to do any serious damage to the South Park creators and their show, they WERE able to get the Scientology-themed episode Trapped in the Closet taken off the air.

How did they pull that off, you might ask? Tom Cruise allegedly refused to promote Mission: Impossible III if the episode was EVER aired on Comedy Central as a re-run.

Here's what Trey and Matt wrote in response:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

SO creepy! We're just glad that nobody was hurt…at least that we know about…

The Church of Scientology has got a seeeeeriously dark underbelly.

[Image via WENN.]

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19 comments to “The Church Of Scientology Vs. South Park

  1. 1

    hey I have an idea for a cartoon that Trey and Matt would LOVE. something Ive been developing for 10 years. How can I pitch my idea to them?
    I cant draw and make a cartoon, but I've created killer characters and I know theyd love it and be a hit.

  2. 2

    The Church of Scientology won nothing! They may have gotten re-broadcasts of the episode banned, but the damage was done. The episode is still available in dvd and streaming form, and South Park blew the lid off the mythology surrounding the "religion." They went a long way to derail Tom Cruise's career, and opened the floodgates on anti-scientology themed episodes on a number of other popular shows for years. By the way, why report on this when it happened six years ago…

  3. 3

    People who follow that cult have a screw loose…

  4. 4

    Why do the press continue to call this a "church" ???
    It s NOT! It s a CULT! And a totalitarian and dangerous one!

  5. bbcb says – reply to this


    For anyone who is sucked into this (CULT) I have nothing but pity for you.
    (Excluding the so called high powered hollywood types)
    Get a fucking grip on reality you attention seeking dipsticks.

  6. 6

    It s an already KNOWN method of Scientology, diggin in celebrities privates lives and their past, and as soon as they find "something" these unfortunate celebs get BLACKMAILED into becoming a MEMBER of the Cutl of "Scientology and are forced to "promote" them! It s easy to see that, if one WANTS to.
    In Germany Scientology has been monitored by German Central Intelligence for many years, and it s legally VERY difficutl to get our politicians consent to this monitoring. So there is a SERIOUS reason why they do this….Scientology is NOT a "harmless" church but a dangerous CULT for the mentally unstable.

  7. bbcb says – reply to this


    Re: German Duckie – Hello decent human being.
    isn't it wonderful to expose these arseholes for what they are?

  8. 8

    i just watched that episode a couple months ago on comedy central lol

  9. 9

    I see this episode in Canada on the Comedy Network all the time.

  10. 10

    "Curses and drat!"

    And that is why I love them.

  11. 11

    F*** Scientology! Matt and Trey all the way!

  12. 12

    The Evil $pace Alien Hypnotic Mind Control Hollywood CULT shot it's own self in the foot - again - by their attacking South Park.
    It was the best publicity South Park could have asked for and this episode became an instant classic due to the $cilons FOOTBULLET.
    It is still one of the most viewed episodes. Thanks $cilons!

  13. 13

    lol their still making Mission Impossible movies!!!

  14. 14

    Cruise not doing MI 3? That was a GIFT from God that should have been ACCEPTED!

  15. 15

    The Scientologists are no better than the corporations that have silenced the American people and stolen their power. Democracy in America is dead and these Scientologists like Tom Cruise are not better than Nazi's. Vote Democratic. Vote for liberty.

  16. SeeMe says – reply to this


    Team Southpark!!!

    I think the vulnerabilities would be if they were church going practicing Mormons :x

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    Freedom of expression!

  18. 18

    Re: yaymovies – Me too. Guess that ban on playing it didn't stick.

  19. 19

    The Godless cult of Sin and Greed is all that we Ex-Scientologists claim it is.
    1. It kills, beats up, harms, harasses, stalks, and in always possible victimizes any ex-member and anyone else that opposes their evil agenda.
    2. It forces its slave members to get abortions. It kills innocent babies so the mother can be more productive as a slave.
    3. It uses its slaves to repair the new bought buildings for pennies an hour.
    4. Its non-volunteer workers get the lowest wages (.10 to .40 cents an hour) in the civilized world and work the longest (70-80) hours.
    5. It exposes all your own sins and secrets in your confessional/s to bring you harm, when you expose their evil Godless agenda.

    There are hundreds of other reasons to run from this Godless cult. But I think you get an idea of its evil.
    Please help us Independent Scientologists to bring back ethics, humanity, compassion, honesty and integrity back into the group. Help us stop them!!!