Eww. Eww. and Eww.
The thought of Michael Lohan having sex really creeps us out, but it's part of the details so we'll have to be strong.
According to the report, this is what happened leading up to Mike's latest arrest.
Kate Major says Michael "repeatedly pushed her, squeezed her arms and told her he would slit both his wrist and her wrist."
She then says he threatened to throw her off the balcony, but instead threw a remote control at her…and missed.
Major did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her; Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry. The two argued and Major told him she might be pregnant from previous sexual encounters with him. They argued some more.
The argument continued to escalate and soon the police were on their way. When they neared the residence, they could hear Kate screaming from inside, yelling, "leave me alone," and "stop!"
Police arrested Michael, when he was sent to jail, but not before claiming chest pains, being sent to the hospital, and trying to escape… LOL!
Guess what the judge has to say about all of this??
"YOU EVEN DREAM OF HER AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!!"
HaHa! Niice! We couldn't agree more! God, when is all of this going to stop??
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