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Frisked! Michael Lohan Tried To Escape Custody & Paid For It With Embarrassment

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Then again, at this point, we're of the opinion that he has zero shame, so maybe he's not too bothered by this.

As we reported yesterday, Michael Lohan was arrested (again) on charges of domestic violence (again!) and was dragged downtown to be thrown in jail. However, after the cops cuffed him, Michael started to complain of chest pains (again!!!) and was rushed to the hospital for treatment.

And here's where things get CRAY-CRAY!

Once he was admitted to the hospital, Michael actually tried to outsmart the police and escape in nothing more than his hospital gown. Unfortunately, years of of chasing his daughter's spotlight haven't made him as fast as he thought, and the cops were able to intercept him before he made it out the door. He was then carted off to prison to be booked and searched, all while STILL wearing his hospital gown.

Oh look, a shred of dignity! Oh, never mind. It's gone now!

Hard knock life, huh Mike!

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9 comments to “Frisked! Michael Lohan Tried To Escape Custody & Paid For It With Embarrassment”

  1. 1

    Nothing ever get's "cray-cray", unless your a 12 year old girl, or a homo!

  2. 2

    He is a crazy as they come,but I find it a bit disturbing that these pics were leaked
    If a crazy man deserves some rights
    I can see Gloria RedDress getting on this case, and holding a press conference with Mike right by her side, with a tear or two on his painted cheek

  3. 3

    Like daughter, like father.
    No, wait…

  4. 4

    he's wearing shorts. calm down.

  5. 5

    When does the HEALING POWERS of the 12-Step religious cult's "Higher Power" start that Mr. Lohan has been Foaming-at-the-Mouth for the last 5 years over?

  6. @v@ says – reply to this


    Guessing he reaaaalllly doesn't like the pokey.

  7. 7

    Give-em the glove

  8. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I really think that Mikey is doing this on purpose “ for publicity!!
    He should do his own show“ titled “`
    ““““““““““Trying to up`stage my daughter““““““““““““`
    Lock him up ““““` lock Dina up “““““Lock Lindsay UP ““
    Throw away the GD ““““ key“““““““““
    Over the ““LoHans!!

  9. 9

    The sad part of this story is that Michael won't learn until she has him put in prison for life. Alot of us had that wackjob in our life that brought us to that point but we eventually moved on. Thank god I did!! He needs to GROW UP & leave that P.O.S. behind.