No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!
Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.
It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!
Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!
We're hearing the honchos from the adult entertainment company are eager to get a special edition Fleshlight made - the LiLo edition! For one million bucks, Lindsay would have to agree to have the sex toy company make a mold of her special place to produce "authentic" Lindsay Lohan sex toys. She would be joining a line of very, um, upstanding ladies in the XXX business who have done the same, including Jesse Jane and "Nailin' Palin" star Lisa Ann.
No word yet on whether or not Lindsay has accepted the offer.
Can we make a suggestion? JUST SAY NO!
How much depravity is one person capable of? How LOW will her mother let her sink just in the name of money and "fame"? She's got to want more for her child than this. Lindsay has got to want more for herself that this!
We're imploring you, gurl: DON'T DO IT!!!
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