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LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay … For A Sex Toy!!!

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No, Lindsay! No, no, no, NO LINDSAY!

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between: this is what rock bottom looks like.

It sounds like Lindsay Lohan is about to pocket another cool million bucks just for sharing her lady parts with the world. This time, however, she'd need to take things to the next level - gross, insane, desperate level!!! Far WORSE than posing stark nekkid for Playboy, that's for sure!

Have ya'll ever heard of something called a FleshLight? To be as delicate as possible, it's flashlight shaped sex toy with a mold of a vajayjay in place of the light. We don't think we need to explain to you what is used for, do we!

We're hearing the honchos from the adult entertainment company are eager to get a special edition Fleshlight made - the LiLo edition! For one million bucks, Lindsay would have to agree to have the sex toy company make a mold of her special place to produce "authentic" Lindsay Lohan sex toys. She would be joining a line of very, um, upstanding ladies in the XXX business who have done the same, including Jesse Jane and "Nailin' Palin" star Lisa Ann.

No word yet on whether or not Lindsay has accepted the offer.

Can we make a suggestion? JUST SAY NO!

How much depravity is one person capable of? How LOW will her mother let her sink just in the name of money and "fame"? She's got to want more for her child than this. Lindsay has got to want more for herself that this!

We're imploring you, gurl: DON'T DO IT!!!

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27 comments to “LiLo Offered $1 Million For A Mold Of Her Vajayjay … For A Sex Toy!!!”



  1. 1

    HAH! they could sell it as a sleeping bag.



  2. 2

    Re: hoochpit

    LOL! I wonder if it will come with a can of tuna air spray?



  3. 3

    That's crap for pornstars. Playboy has been done by iconic/legendary actresses in the past, so it's probably a wise decision. I just wish she'd get rid of the BLONDE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    Does this surprise anyone? Down the Rabbit Hole she goes.



  5. 5

    God you are sooo ridic!!! she hasnt excepted it, be more dramatic!! I am sure famous people get propositioned for all kinds of weird a@# sh^t on a daily basis not exactly headline news. Site has been a snooze fest for days!!!!!



  6. 6

    On the one hand, if she does this she's not doing her "Hollywood" image anymore favors. But then again, she's getting more offers from people like these than from Hollywood. I'm torn: I doubt she can clean up her act but I pity her for having so few possibilities now.

  7. RB7 says – reply to this


    7

    i'd do it for $1 million, and i dnt even have a vagina !



  8. 8

    Well its not like the scripts are rolling in she might as well take whatever job she can get. Besides I am sure there are plenty of jailmates that would love to try it but then again they are going to have the real thing soon!



  9. 9

    Hey, it's a million more than any of us will ever get offered…I'd say go for it lol



  10. 10

    She's a drug addict. She needs money to do shit.



  11. 11

    Telling her not to do it and saying how depraved it is makes you sound like such a hypocrite. Then again you have devolved into an ass-kissing, brown nose over the last couple of years anyway. You wouldn't have a job if celebrities didn't behave badly and that how YOU got famous. Lindsay hasn't even hit rock-bottom yet and you will continue with your daily reports of her ill-behavior with your pathetic commentary.



  12. 12

    This would definitely be rock bottom…hope she doesn't go through with it, what happened to you Lindsay!?



  13. 13

    wonder if itll have freckles on it?



  14. 14

    FatBoy acts like this is new to him. He has one molded like a sphinkter and was seen going into a public restroom after Beeber to recover Feces to smear on it.



  15. 15

    do it!!!!!!!!!! i would do her/i mean it……..lol (hello fleshlight? can i per order the lilo model now? ok thanks!!):) leave her alone dipshit…girlfriend need the cash for her (umm…..) monkey!



  16. 16

    Mario, just because somebody is *offered* something doesn't mean it's the same thing as *accepting.* Rock bottom would be if she actually accepted. A whole bunch of porn stuff is going to be offered to Lindsay now that she's done Playboy, but that doesn't mean she's going to do it. I can't imagine even Lindsay would stoop that low. Only porn stars get their vagges cast.



  17. 17

    First of all , we dont know for sure if this is true ! we dont have to believe in everything we read , hear from the media , they always make up things and Lindsay is not the exception etc if this is true , she must be very desperate to do something like that , its prettty gross i think she should go back her acting career and not posing naked for playboy



  18. 18

    She is such trash she will probaly do it and with her mother's blessing at that. I hope that she does do it so that after it will be the end of her. I hope everyone will finally see her for what she really is and she will finally be out of the Hollywood limelight and into the white trash category that she should be in.



  19. 19

    So, Huffington Post got the quote from her saying she'd never ever do it for any amount of money. How come you couldn't repeat that??? Watching you cover her "news" is sick sick sick. I like the rest of the site though. Just want you to cut down on Lindsay news by 75%. For your sake and hers.



  20. 20

    Gosh who cares!. Its one million for a goofy mold of her vjay. Its nothing from another world. I would grab that cash if I was her, not like it will look different from any other vjayjay… all are ugly anyway! lol.



  21. 21

    Nothing wrong with making money, in my opinion.



  22. 22

    Jesse Jane is fine as hell.

    I have to admit though, this is pretty bad for Lindsay who's dream was to be the next Meryl Strep back in 2004.

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    23

    Wow. Yet Another ace in the hole.
    I suppose that could be phrased differently considering…

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    24

    This girl can get a plaster cast of her cooter and make more money than most can put away for their retirement; yet Captain Sully Sullenberger, an ex fighter pilot who landed his commercial jet safely in a three point water landing on the Hudson river saving 155 people was working a second part time job at the time. What's wrong with this picture?



  25. 25

    If I were her I probably would do it too. I'd pose for play boy and do this and I'd go live off the nice $2 million for a few years then come back once everything has calmed down and try working on acting again.



  26. 26

    1) need to google flesh light… I mean do you put something in it or do you put it in something. I'm confused.

    2) mario shut the f up, you are an idiot who you would mold your ass if it would get you closer to screwing something cute

    3) rock bottom for most former stars who were addicts is pan handling, homeless, hunger and no teeth, and possibly death not being offered $1m for something that will only be seen in a sex shop



  27. 27

    Oh dear God, is there no one in this world that loves and respects this girl? Can't ANYONE protect her? Or help her? Perez, why do you post this like it's funny? It's not funny! This is so sad!