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Mother Nature Can Be A Bitch! Tree Tries To Eat Man Alive!

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Bet this guy learned an all too important lesson this week:

Don't f*ck with the elements!

In space, no one can hear you scream … but thankfully, the same is not true when you are stuckin a tree in the woods. A man was rescued from the clutches of an evil tree in Califronia's Laguna Hills this week after he managed to get himself stuck in the hollow of it!

For some reason unbeknownst to us all, this guy decided it would be fun times to see if he could fit into the hollow of this tree. He apparently had no idea when he started to descend into the hole that it actually went pretty deep into the earth: four to five feet underground, to be precise!

As you can see from the picture above, the dude got lodged into the tree real good, with only his arms and head visible. He started to yell for help and fortunately, someone heard him and called the police. It took authorities an hour and half to get him free, but the poor tree really had to suffer for it.

Boy, if the forest wasn't pissed off enough at us, this will really do the trick now!

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4 comments to “Mother Nature Can Be A Bitch! Tree Tries To Eat Man Alive!”

  1. 1

    Michael Lohan has his problems with trees also.

    I wonder if trees are alien life forms out to take over humanity? lol

  2. 2

    Who is that? Michael Lohan?

  3. 3

    looool. of course it was a filthy white person hanging around trees in the dirty woods.

  4. @v@ says – reply to this


    He got that trunk at Druids R Us.