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Michael Lohan Arrested Again! Tries To Escape And Falls Into A Tree!

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Michael Lohan Arrest Tree

Less than twelve hours from his release, Michael Lohan has been arrested again!

Yesterday, we filled you in on all the grosky deets of his other arrest, one that ended with the judge telling him, "you even dream of Kate Major and you're going to jail!"

But clearly, Michael has NO respect for the judge, the law, Kate Major, the taxpayers, the list goes on and on…

Shortly after his release, he allegedly began ringing Kate's phone off the hook. As soon as the police found out, they went to his hotel to arrest him.

That's where HE JUMPED OFF HIS 3RD FLOOR BALCONY and FELL INTO A TREE!!!

LOL!!! WTF?!?!? Michael, are you really trying to regain the spotlight from your own daughter THAT bad???

Kate released a statement shortly after:

He has no regard for the justice system. He can beat up women but Mr. tough guy who slurred his words calling me 5 times after getting out of jail wasn't too tough by jumping off a 3rd floor balcony into a tree to try to flee from going back to the same jail he just got released from less than 12 hours ago Maybe they have phonics books in jail!

Ha! That's funny…

Seriously though, will this man ever get his sh*t together?? We hope the judge orders psychiatric treatment!

[Image via WENN.]

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23 comments to “Michael Lohan Arrested Again! Tries To Escape And Falls Into A Tree!”



  1. 1

    Too bad he didn't fall into a ditch or into a moving vehicle.

  2. Wrenn says – reply to this


    2

    Why would ANY woman give this loser the time of day?? He's old and hideous.



  3. 3

    Re: fickdichpogmothoin! – too bad he didnt impale himself with a branch….

  4. Fabu says – reply to this


    4

    I read this and I can't help but laugh… he tried to jump out of a 3-story building and lands in a tree… lol… sorry, this is some funny chit! I wonder if he'll ever buy a clue?



  5. 5

    Like father like daughter as the saying goes. He and Linds are totalyl the same. it is all about them and what they want and not at all abou tthe law. ths entire family seems to think they can just forget about any judges orders and do wha they please. maybe he an Linds can share a cell.



  6. 6

    Her statement proves these are 2 idiots who go back and forth fighting constantly. She doesn't need to release any statement. She is trying to provoke another fight with him and he is stupid enough to keep falling for it.



  7. 7

    I wish they would leave him alone. What a waste of a smoking HOT man. I would do anything for him.



  8. 8

    cool family. yourtoppaidsurveys.weebly.com



  9. 9

    We'll see Lindsay doing this years from now.



  10. 10

    The whole family should all have to share a cell together. fuckum all.



  11. 11

    This man belongs in a mental institution.



  12. 12

    How did that Kate Major idiot not change her number after this incident? But really tho.. this isn't news, they're both losers and i'm sure if people weren't reporting about them, they'd find another hobby.



  13. 13

    Could he possibly be any more of an idiot? That entire family is whacked out.



  14. 14

    Why are my tax dollars being spent on tools like this? BILL him– hit him where it hurts.



  15. 15

    He is a dangerous lying pig.



  16. 16

    He'll end up killing some woman some day. He's had nothing but abusive issues with women for years and years. He always denies it but the records are there.



  17. 17

    Michael Lohan get OUT of our fair city!! We don't need to hear about you on the news every hour. You are a moron.



  18. 18

    Lindsay obviously inherited her mental illness from him.



  19. 19

    Ya, I love how every time Lindsay is top new he tries to get the attention back on him. It never fails. It doesn't matter if Kate calls him and says come over he was ordered to stay away.

  20. @v@ says – reply to this


    20

    Keith Richards already did that.
    Next.



  21. 21

    she sounds no better .. dont cum in meeeeeeee dont cum in meeeeeee ridiculous! use a condom freak or dont have sex
    whats with the running from the law and jumping off buildings sense of grandeur anyone? superhero michael he comes and he cums
    flys off buildings and escapes those chasing him in a single bound arggghhh eeeee

    lololol



  22. 22

    There are only a few people in this world I'd like to punch in the face. He is one of them - fame-whoring, desperate and pathetic, vapid man.



  23. 23

    Was it a Coca Tree???? This is the most uninteresting, untalented, crazy who cares family since The Judds. Nobody cares about this lying, stealing, freebasing, liquored up & stupid Family. Lindsey ain't cute anymore & the rest of her family never was. NEXT!