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Three Polish police commandos, who serve in an elite anti-terrorist unit, are losing their jobs…
…for protecting Paris Hilton!
"If the policemen who protected Hilton do not leave on their own by the end of the week, they will be disciplinarily fired."
So we're wondering: what's the big deal??
Apparently members of the anti-terrorist unit usually have their faces covered and must seek permission for any outside work.
Oh… so their identities are usually kept secret?
Maybe standing next to Paris Hilton isn't a very good idea if you're trying to keep your face hidden.
Their pictures appeared on various websites showing photos of Paris at the opening of a shopping mall in Poland, with the cops in the background.
Sorry guys, but if you really were elite, you probably should have known better.
Though we can imagine they just really wanted to get to work with Paris Hilton. Even if it meant losing their jobs.
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