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Michael Lohan Gets A Whole New Pile Of Charges Against Him!

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It's still unfathomable to us that he would be this incredibly STOOPID so many times in one week, but then again, he is a Lohan!

And we all must remember thaat the law doesn't apply to them!

Oh wait. YES IT DOES.

Michael Lohan is still in the hospital recovering from the foot injury he gave himself after trying to flee police yesterday and jumping from a third floor balcony into a tree, but the Father of the Century is no where NEAR off the hook, as he's been booked in absentia in the Orient Road jail in Tampa, with a whole new slew of charges on top of the domestic abuse against his girlfriend, Kate Major!

According to a spokesperson, he was "remotely booked" into the system while he's held at the hospital under constant police surveillance, and is expected to be in court by Saturday or Sunday, where he will face such charges as violation of a pre-trial condition, two violations of a domestic violence injunction, and obstruction of an officer without violence!

Yeah. On days like this we remember that Lindsay never really stood a chance, did she?

Too bad! So sad!

Hope he has fun trying to slither his way out of this one!

[Image via WENN.]

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10 comments to “Michael Lohan Gets A Whole New Pile Of Charges Against Him!”

  1. 1

    You have to wonder what his parents did to him. His parents must have been total loony tunes.

  2. 2

    I thought him being on The Great & Wonderful Wizard of Celebrity Rehab's show and his 12-Step religious cult "Higher Power" was suppose to prevent this type of behavior….

  3. 3

    Maybe he and his daughter can have matching jail cells

  4. 4

    What a LOSER…..guy is only in the news because his daughter was an actress….. How STUPID can you be really???? That judge was pretty clear….YOU EVEN DREAM OF HER…. yet he claims he was trying to help her…the ex girlfriend that is…and she was the one that called him 3 times…..uh DUMMY BOY…..Judge said even dream….calling her is much more then that! NO CONTACT = NO CONTACT!!! Man I can't wait to hear what the judge says when he hears this one…..that judge was pretty Bad Azz!!!!!!

  5. 5

    This man is a total waste of skin.
    All he does is harm to others and himself.

  6. 6

    Why can't men like him be sterile? A degenerate has a child and now she has inherited messed up genes…I know the mother is no saint either….religous right people say gay marriage is a breakdown of the family….straights are the breakdown of the family…look at the divorce rate? Such irresponsible behavior and ignorance in this world…Happy Friday everyone…

  7. 7

    Seems like the system is being a lot stricter with him than that daughter of his. Guess he thought if she keeps getting away with it over and over so would he. Guess he doesn't have her gift of avoiding consequence. Ho hum.

  8. 8

    Well one good thing for Lindsay, if he is put behind bars she doesn't have to "support" him anymore. According to her lawyer she supports her entire family. Why is his arrest in the news and why does Perez have his picture under the category of "Top Celebs" ??? He is far from being a celeb.

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  10. 10

    The word "LOSER" comes to mind whenever this LOSER continues to make media headlines. Get your shit together Loser Lohan! Be a REAL MAN and not a REAL LOSER for once. Maybe being a LOSER isn't such a bright idea? Especially when you have children? Give a shot "LO'HAN" (LOSER LOHAN). You might learn a thing or two…
    …but what do I know? I'm just a father of two who would NEVER put his kids through the bullshit(period)