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Michael Lohan Denied Bail! Behind Bars Until Trial!

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You're not a true Lohan unless you have a flagrant disregard for the law and a laundry list of excuses!

And let's face it, Lindsay learned from the best!

Her father, Michael, who was arrested earlier in the week for once again attacking and threatening the life of his girlfriend, Kate Major, and then once again two days later when he ignored the court's orders and contacted her, only to try to escape from police by jumping off a third floor balcony and injuring his leg, appeared in court today via jail monitor and wheelchair with quite the list of reasons he should be released!

While crying and putting on quite the scene, he apparently claimed he had 'work' obligations, including a TV shoot with Dr. Drew and a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi! And of course, he simply COULD NOT miss Lindsay's latest hearing on Wednesday, at which we're sure she'd loooove his presence!

Yeah! He would have been better off saying that his family is allergic to accountability, if you ask us!

The judge, of course, did the world a favor by seeing through all the crazy and bullshit and tearing him a new one, before denying bail and sending him back behind bars until his trial!

Aww! Well, think about all the time you'll have to find God again, Michael!

Too bad! So sad!

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16 comments to “Michael Lohan Denied Bail! Behind Bars Until Trial!”



  1. 1

    The man is dangerous, and needs to be locked up
    Just pisses me off when I think of the amount of $$$$ that we spend on fools like this
    He needs to be sent to prison, and forced to pay back 10 times the amount of $$ he has cost, which include the wheechair, doctors, police , court cost ,room & board etc

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    2

    It's still sad.



  3. 3

    What is really sad is to look at Kate Major before we saw her in gossip pictures and Michael Lohan… there is alot of pain and sadness in this circle of people. This group of people are a mess.



  4. 4

    unfortunately they dont make the same kind of judges in mexifornia. the ones here play to the cameras and care about the kind of press they get..



  5. 5

    The longer this piece of shit s behind bars is the longer w don't have to hear the vomit coming out of his mouth. One can only hope that the legal system will follow suit on his meth addict whoring no talent daughter.



  6. 6

    Have you see the three different videos of him in the last 7 days? He is a maniac. This man could kill somebody. Seriously, he is dangerous. He is scary.

  7. GiaB says – reply to this


    7

    He is a narcissistic fool - that's for sure. HOWEVER, why isn't the daughter in jail? Does she get 45 chances because she USED TO BE young, cute & talented? They are BOTH dangerous!



  8. 8

    just goes to show florida judges cant be bought like the california ones



  9. 9

    Can't he conjure up the 12-Step religious cult's "HIGHER POWER" to sprinkle the "One-Day-At-A-Time" Magic Dust on him?



  10. 10

    I bet Michael Lohan is on Social Security Mental Illness disability and gets a monthly check…



  11. 11

    Most don't give a flying "F". He is exactly where he belongs. And he does not / is not deserving of any attention PEREZ.



  12. 12

    Re: GiaB – Yes Now Lindsay is older Beautiful and Talent .
    Give me a Break How on earth is Lindsay "Dangerous" ? She is no more Dangerous than anyone on this Blog Pleaseeeeeeeeee ! LL does not need to be in Jail She needs to get back to acting
    Go LINDSAY !

  13. 6one9 says – reply to this


    13

    Thank YOU Judge ““““““` for locking LoHan UP and DENIED his bail!! YO!!! ☺
    Next UP““““““““`Lindsay! ☺
    Give them each 1 year!!! ☺☺



  14. 14

    About time !!!



  15. 15

    Lol, like father like daughter.



  16. 16

    I bet he farts when Kate blows him.