You're not a true Lohan unless you have a flagrant disregard for the law and a laundry list of excuses!
And let's face it, Lindsay learned from the best!
Her father, Michael, who was arrested earlier in the week for once again attacking and threatening the life of his girlfriend, Kate Major, and then once again two days later when he ignored the court's orders and contacted her, only to try to escape from police by jumping off a third floor balcony and injuring his leg, appeared in court today via jail monitor and wheelchair with quite the list of reasons he should be released!
While crying and putting on quite the scene, he apparently claimed he had 'work' obligations, including a TV shoot with Dr. Drew and a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi! And of course, he simply COULD NOT miss Lindsay's latest hearing on Wednesday, at which we're sure she'd loooove his presence!
Yeah! He would have been better off saying that his family is allergic to accountability, if you ask us!
The judge, of course, did the world a favor by seeing through all the crazy and bullshit and tearing him a new one, before denying bail and sending him back behind bars until his trial!
Aww! Well, think about all the time you'll have to find God again, Michael!
Too bad! So sad!