Kim K's Divorce? Yeah, We Saw It Coming!

Then again, we know a lot of you did, if you were paying close enough attention.

Ever since Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries said "I do," people speculated and swore that their "love" wouldn't last. Today's announcement confirmed what most people thought from the start: Kim and Kris weren't meant to last.

But you know what? We knew exactly when things started going downhill. We thought maybe they could make their relationship work through the holidays, but we can also pinpoint the moment when their affections started falling apart.

It's when THIS happened! (above)

This is a clip from the teaser trailer of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. In it, Kris does the unthinkable and insists that there will come a time when the world actually - wait for it - doesn't care what Kim Kardashian is up to or what she is wearing or what she is selling. Not only is it a low blow, but it's also against the Kardashian Kode of Konduct. Their motto is, "irrelevance is not an option," and he should've known that!

Agreed? Don't U think that was a dealbreaker right there?!

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Posted: Oct 31, 2011 at 7:50 pm / Email this  »

60 comments to “Kim K's Divorce? Yeah, We Saw It Coming!”



  1. 1

    FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    Perez, shut the fuck up. You were the one keeping Kim Kardashian alive by writing every third post about her! Now you say you knew it all along? Fuck off you and the Kardashian whore family.



  3. 3

    Nobody actually cares about her now. And I love how she's constantly using the word "career" to describe what she does. Nothing. My career is nothing. So funny. She really believes she's a working professional. She will go down in the history books as being the poster child example of when the nations avg IQ was around 40.



  4. 4

    kim karTRASHian's career…she's a horrible piece of s***!



  5. 5

    thank god their show doesn't run in my country! regarding the divorce, I feel sorry for the dude, but I guess that happens when u marry a woman who can be identified as a shallow, narcissistic, materialist, vapid and selfish little bitch by a deaf, blind, autistic mouse (sorry about the comparison, I love mice).



  6. 6

    Since when is being realistic and honest considered a deal-breaker. Only on reality tv!



  7. 7

    hahaa I actually appreciate your humor in this one, Perez (or whoever is writing). Yeah, it's all scripted. Pretty funny though.



  8. 8

    omg you cut off the priceless look on her face at the end of this clip! yeah, this clip is so obviously fake. ugh bad actors. but that look was funny. haha the kiss of death, to say no one will care about Kim K! omg I can't WAIT for that day.

  9. yeez says – reply to this


    9

    Two part divorce special?!



  10. 10

    Not suprised. aybe she can finally get back together with Reggie. He was hte only one who could handle her anyways. She seemed very happy with him.



  11. 11

    he was only telling the truth…
    this marriage was purely for publicity let's not kid ourselves that they actually loved each other.



  12. 12

    THE REAL CLUE ,S THAT YOUR WIFE WOULD RATHER GO ON A HONEYMOON TO DUBAI WITH HER MOTHER..HMM WELL LETS SEE IF ROB GETS THE SYMPATHY VOTE ON DWTS TONIGHT..THIS IS JUST A WACKED OUT FAMILY..KRIS K. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE MONEY AT THE VERY LEAST.SHE MADE A FOOL OF YOU DUDE !!!



  13. 13

    No one cares about her now.

    And being from Minnesota, I couldn't be happier she's never coming back.



  14. 14

    How dare she shit on Minnesota



  15. 15

    I guess we could say the same about Chris: where the hell are you going to be in a few years??



  16. 16

    The K sisters are not in the slightest bit attractive. Kris and Lamar are horrific looking. The other guy is ok. That said, they are a bunch of losers.



  17. 17

    And of course, teasers are SO totally accurate…. never out of context or anything like that…



  18. 18

    I believe even though the whole thing is scripted.. she just couldn't handle the fact he took none of her nonsense and told her straight for example pointing out she will become irrelevant one day



  19. 19

    uh, in every post youve made about her in the past 5 hours, youve said you 'didnt see this coming' and that you were 'surprised'.



  20. 20

    He was trying to make his psychotic wife see reason and bring her back down to earth. Today people care about her (for some reason) and someday they wont (though when that day will come cant be soon enough) The woman is too full of herself to see the light, she thinks she is perfect, the shit. Honestly was there any doubt in the way she goes from man to man? The moment she doesn't like something, she drops it, she doesn't even try! She's famous for nothing and is doing everything she can right now to keep her fame going!And she's trying too hard. So far, all we get from her is reality show after reality and i dont fucking care what this whore does! She hasn't done anything to deserve her fame and one day it will crash and burn! I managed to see the day of Heidi and Spencers reign come to an end and I will see the day when your no longer important in celebrity news.



  21. 21

    oh really perez? you saw this coming huh? we all saw it coming when they FIRST announced their engagement. it's funny how you were kissing her ass for the wedding and throughout their marriage, and now, the day she announces their divorce, "you saw it coming"? some "friend" you are



  22. 22

    Who are you people that watch and believe this is "reality"????



  23. 23

    Team Kris.



  24. 24

    she would've married a palm tree if it had gotten her a wedding special



  25. 25

    "Kris Humphries (my husband) is sooo last month"
    -Kim K



  26. 26

    a 30 second ad for a 6 second clip? wtf???



  27. 27

    WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IF YOU SCREW THESE MULATTOS



  28. 28

    That "teaser" made me LOVE the guy. He tells it like it is. Her "irreconcilable difference" is that he tells the truth and she cant take the truth.



  29. 29

    That Kris must have a really big fuck-stick.



  30. 30

    5..4..3..2..1 Kim's mother and her whole team is going to try to make Kris the bad guy. This wouldn't have been a big deal if they weren't pimping it out to America for the tune of $10 million. It was all about how much money I can spend and how many photos they can sell. Kris told the truth and tried to pull her head out of her ass.

    As I am typing I changed the channel to E and guess what was on her wedding. Really E ! you are just as worst



  31. 31

    What happens to the ring? What happens to all those super expensive gifts they got for the wedding? He is immature but she's clearly delusional. He's right that one day no one will care about her. I don't understand the getting married part. Obviously he got the Minnesota pastor to marry them so he did take this seriously. To be part of that family and have a cock means being completely managed and emasculated. I guess they needed ratings at Kris's expense. Sad. Just live together! Why fuck it up by getting married and including the world to this circus.



  32. 32

    Re: chocoadd – haha win



  33. 33

    I always thought he was a douche bag.



  34. 34

    Wonder why the comments are turned off on the newest stories about her?? Can't stand the idea that she is not as loved as she or you thought? The comments are my favorite part of this whole ridiculous mess!!



  35. 35

    was this scene supposed to be in New York? Because that's downtown LA, in the background, the corner of 6th and Spring to be exact. Which is often used as a NY backdrop. i live there and recognize that balcony & view. Fake fake fake…



  36. 36

    no that line was scripted

    as was their wedding and divorce. this is how money hungry karcashians roll. no shame, no morals. great role model for her young sisters…NOT!!



  37. 37

    lol - point Team Kris! Hahahahaaa! When you can't even agree WHERE you will LIVE before you even GET married. Obviously you're going to get divorced. His career is IN Minnesota. She can't be a fame wh*re there. Done & done.



  38. 38

    Nasty pigs.. Her mother is a pimp - father was on OJ's defense team.. they will sell their soul for money,, and have….



  39. 39

    You're being sarcastic rite Mario?



  40. 40

    Her CAREER??? What does she even do?! People are busting their asses every day just to get by and she is complaining about how hard it is for her. She disgusts me.

  41. cika says – reply to this


    41

    I'm not clicking on that retarded clip to watch two dumb asses talk about how great they are. KRIS IS RIGHT, sooner or later, nobody is gunna care about the WHOREdashian family.



  42. 42

    Perez is a part of the Kardashian cult.
    Kris will get a sweet cut (on the side) we all won't know about… and the idiots of the world will sympathize.
    There's no fucking escaping this shit.



  43. 43

    Well he is telling the truth,their irrelevance is bound to happen.



  44. 44

    STFU Perez.. you ass kissing fuck.. your so lame damn.. someone needs to tell the bitch… have you not been reading the backlash? She will go into oblivion just like the ex friend/idol she does everything after Paris Hilton.. yeah you will see no one will give a fuck about her and if she can't except that well cry a river.. you fake skank you deserve it… oh and that whole kkk shit is obnoxious and stupid as shit…



  45. 45

    Newsflash! The Kardashians are already irrelevant. And I believe their 15 minute bell just rang. Who will be the next fame whores to be yesterday's news? Anyone remember Spencer Pratt? Ya, me neither.



  46. 46

    ha! it seems like Kris Humphries was the only one to realize that being a reality tv star isn't really a "career" & that no one will actually care about Kim in 10 years!



  47. 47

    No wonder she got voted most annoying celebrity, wait she's not even a celebrity.



  48. 48

    Kim annoys me but why Would someone who's supposed to love and support her put her down like that? He should make her feel Important and if he loved her HE WOULD THINK shes important enough to be relevant, he's a f*ck



  49. 49

    Really this is no surprise to anyone. Kim never liked the fact that Kris told her how it is. She will one day be a nobody and she needs to face that now. Hopefully her third or fourth or fifth marriage works out better for her.



  50. 50

    No that was not a deal breaker. There never was a deal. There may have been a wedding but there never was a marriage. A marriage is not about a fancy dress or lavish ceremony. Marriage takes work and sacrifice.

    And Kris is right in saying someday KK will be irrelevant to most people. And that is when the next sex tape will come out.



  51. 51

    I am glad she is divorcing that ass. Chloe had him pegged and nobody listened to her.



  52. 52

    The truth hurts, especially when the one you love says it. She claimed she wanted a husband and a family but frankly she wasnt ready to be someones partner. She wanted someone to worship her and never tell her no. When you truly love someone their wants and needs come before yours. Someday Kim you will be forgotten by the public. You will always be "someone" to your family, husband, and kids. Seems to me that Miss Kim K got a hrash dose of reality and doesnt like it.



  53. 53

    Its funny how people bitch and complain but u are the people watching her, clicking on this link, adding comments.. all of this gives money to her and perez. The more u care the richer they get. I hope E! does the right thing and pulls her wedding special. For so many fights that happened, he didnt get along with her family, he was too sarcastic for her, shes a diva, she loves money, she'll never quit now.. She wants to be # 1 for yrs to come. Its up to America to knock her down. Lets bring back Jessica Simpson!!!! Shes less of a diva! CMON E!



  54. 54

    It's true though. She is over saturated. The Kardashians have 87439 shows on E! I used to like it, but now its the same drama over and over. Scott is drinking?! Khloe is being mean to Kim?? Kris is always meddling in her kids lives?! Why is she more respected than Dina Lohan? I liked Kris Humphries. He was honest to her and not a kiss ass.



  55. 55

    No I dont think that is a deal breaker cause he was absolutely right. Its shameful that she has any relevance with anyone right now let alone in the future. These people are such a waste of time. I know nothing about her and her brand other then the fact that I now have to see her face and name everywhere when I 'm trying to read the things that do interest me. I hope her day of being irrelavant comes soon.



  56. 56

    The man has a point.. Case in Point : Paris Hilton….



  57. 57

    No, he's a realist and YOU'RE AN IDIOT. But then again, you too have no one in your life that you can depend on (oh wait…you have that stupid pet of yours)….Only another fame whore, who has NO UNDERSTANDING of relationships would think that anything about this girl's superficiliaty and that of her family's is ok. Kris should run as far away as possible. The Kartrashian relevance so almost over. Oh wait - they never were….another thing you can understand…right Mario?



  58. 58

    A lot of people couldn't give a shit about that famewhoring Kardashian clan is doing. They will get what they truly deserve one day. And I can't wait for it.



  59. 59

    Either he's the dumbess idiot on earth to say that or this was a complete business move.



  60. 60

    Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake…can we move on now!